A River runs through it...
POSTED BY: Hero
UPDATED: Wednesday, January 25, 2006 18:01
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I wanted to pass on a message from River, any political statements are her's alone and do not necessarily reflect the views of her owner.
She begins by noting that it is cold in Ohio and white stuff is falling from the sky. She understands that while this might seem scary at first, its really not so bad and she wants to add her casual, if uninformed, disregard for any notion of global warming.
That said she wants me to pass on several amazing things she's learned in the last few hours. The white stuff is cold and wet, but not like the plain old water that came down yesterday. The white stuff covers the grass and the sidewalk both. You can eat it, but don't eat it if its yellow or dirty. You can roll in it and it covers you up. You can drag you nose through it and your owner can dump it on you head. White stuff is the most fun ever and she highly recommends everyone get some.
She also asks that you all call your local Senators and urge them to vote yes on the confirmation of Judge Alito. She feels that the confirmation process is a disgrace and wonders why everone seemed so focused on trivial matters from twenty or thirty years before she was born and ignore important unasked questions, like reproductive freedom for dogs and the nations domestic feline policy.
She also wants to know if anyone else out there thinks that her nightly confinement to a cage, without beign charged with a crime or afforded legal representation, is a violation of her civil liberties.
R (H)
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Quote:Cages are for terrorists and all others who believe themselves to be above the law.
Originally posted by Hero:
She also wants to know if anyone else out there thinks that her nightly confinement to a cage, without beign charged with a crime or afforded legal representation, is a violation of her civil liberties.
Let her be free, you monster.
Zoboomafoo Chrisisall
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