Heres A Pointless Question for you. Whats your Porn Star name

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BADGERSHAT

Monday, January 9, 2006 6:13 PM

Well, with the pet thing, I'd have to say... um... "Misty 244th" which, honestly, doesn't work too well--one, because I'm a heterosexual guy, so "Misty" is a bad misnomer, and two, because of the number thing (makes me out to be like that Johnny 23 guy from "Con Air" or something).

The middle name, alas, will remain unmentioned... for... uh... legal reasons...

--Jefé The Hat

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"She is starting to damage my calm"--Jayne

NEEDLESEYE

Monday, January 9, 2006 6:50 PM

pet name: Siva R (Avenue)
or maybe just Siva Avenue?

Keeper of Jayne's goggles. 8)

KNIBBLET

Monday, January 9, 2006 7:10 PM

'Limbs Akimbo' has been my porn name for several decades. We came up with porn names about 20 years ago before we knew any of the fancy rules.

'Fina Superior' is my pet/street porn name.

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SIMONWHO

Monday, January 9, 2006 7:16 PM

Hebby Bowels.

Seriously.

JAKE7

Monday, January 9, 2006 7:30 PM

LOL! SimonWho, yours cracks me up! We should use that on the 'Tree somehow!!

Mine are:
(middle/street)
Marie Harts

(pet/street)
Spot Harts

Neither of them really conjure up the image of a compelling porn star do they?

Now, maybe if I use my last address?
Marie Orleans
Spot Orleans

Guess not!

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CAT1620RD

Monday, January 23, 2006 12:36 AM

for my first pet...
Nero Hana-nui
but that is a boys name so how bout we take my newest pet and make it Kellie Hana-nui
or Kellie Birch...We have lived so many places i just dont know any more????????

It's a real burden being right so often.

LEIGHKOHL

Monday, January 23, 2006 1:36 AM

First Pet/First Street=Brandy Brooktree

Middle Name/First Street=Leigh Brooktree

I'd have to say the first one is more porny.

BAOBEITHEA

Monday, January 23, 2006 2:04 AM

Mine is Peaches Aubrey. I don't know, that sounds more stripperish than porn star to me. hmmm

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, January 23, 2006 3:29 AM

Hrmm...some creative license here but:

Francisco Montgomery (first street living on my own)

or

Pixie Citadel (not too masculine sounding so I'll leave that one for my sis! )

But here are the names of two brothers in a Firefly RPG I run, that when they stop being mercenaries, they can star being porn stars:

Stone Morningwood
Tug Morningwood

BWAH!
TCM

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Tuesday, January 24, 2006 7:19 AM

Pet: Fluffy Stoneman

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