CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #10 - double digity goodness
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, February 2, 2006 18:07
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Ruttin' hi-larious stuff from this week's winner, voted in by his peers, none can deny a veteran captioner for too long...congrats to CITIZEN for making us all laugh until we sound like terrifyin' space monkeys!
MAL: Whadda ya mean you forged your pilot's License?
WASH: It's okay, I'm getting the hang of it now, left a bit, right a bit, straighten 'er up...
And now, into week 10 of part 2 of the history-making, everlasting, new and improved, 10% less fat, not mandatory, making a man out of a mouse, CAPTION TIGHTPANTS, we give you the opportunity to honor your friends:
FOX EXEC: I still don't get it...horses AND spaceships...what is that all about?
OTHER FOX EXEC: *sigh* This really is the SPECIAL HELL...
Now you!
BWAH!
TCM
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Quote:
Middle Skeleton: Hey Book! Why do you get to be front and center?
Right Skeleton: Well, I was their friend, see...
or
Skeleton:(singing) ...when you kiss me. Fever when you hold me tight. Fever! I'm on fire. Fever all through the night...
Other Skeletons: Shut up, Earl!
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Could you please just make it stranger? Just stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny? ~Joss Whedon
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VO: "....And that was the last time they ever talked at the theatre......"
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"He's seen too much of life And there's no going back.
The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
VO: Just then Paul and his buddies realized that it wasn't bacon they smelled burning, it was them.
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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?
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Zoe: When the Fox execs cancelled Firefly, Reavers attacked the studio, raped the execs, and instead of killing them, eating their flesh and sewing their skin, they tied their bodies outside the ship, letting them sit for a spell whilst the exited the planets atmosphere. Needless to say, the folks at Fox where none to happy..
Wash: Um..why are you telling me this?
Zoe: Thats whats gonna happen to you if you don't make me a baby. Ok honey?
Wash:.......
Or....
The crew started giving Mal odd glances when he insisted putting up the new decor he bought from Spencer's.
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Jayne: I knew you took sexual advantage of her!
Mal: Jayne, if you never kiss 'em on the mouth, then why are you here?
Jayne: I've never had that long an attention span, and that lastStar Wars movie was really long.
Book: I told you to be quiet!
Mal and Jayne: Preacher?!
Mal: So you do have a smutty mind!
Wacky fun!
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And that was the LAST time they ate Jayne's famous colonectomy nuclear chili.
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Welcome to the dead Bob show!
or
The Disney imaginers took it one step too far when they thought of the "heaven and hell" ride.
Keep shiny!
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JOSS(os):"Okay, here's your motivation...you're dead. ACTION!!
...
BRILLIANT!!!"
OR
SKELETON#1:"How do you think our acting is going?"
SKELETON #2:"Dude, i smell Oscar!!No, seriously...he had one too many Fruity Oaty Bars before we were tied up here...his carcass is kinda...eww...."
OR
SKELETON #1:"I told them i wasn't a lawyer!!I just represent one!!!"
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