Osama sends the president a message

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CITIZEN

Sunday, January 22, 2006 1:24 AM

After numerous rounds of:
"We don't even know if Osama is still alive,"
Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:
370HSSV 0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice.
Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it so it went to the CIA, then to NASA.

With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually asked Britain's MI6 for help.
MI6 cabled the White House:

"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

CAPTBRYAN

Sunday, January 22, 2006 6:03 PM

LOL...LOL...Stop Stooop...oh my side is killin me...LOL...LOL

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Saying that God authored confusion by creating Lucifer is like saying my sniper rifle goes out all by itself and shoots people 2 miles away so I dont get into trouble.

Ridin the Ocean's boring when there aint no waves

CHRISISALL

Monday, January 23, 2006 3:05 AM

lolROTF!!
Wait 'till Hero and AURaptor get a hold of this!!!

Whew, that was funny.

this must get broadwaved....

Chrisisall, needing an 'on the floor' emoticon

GINOBIFFARONI

Monday, January 23, 2006 5:20 AM

I wonder if I sent GW the same message, if he'd get it the second time around ?

I'd have to add

p.s. your village called, they say their idiot is missing.....

Don't think they give a shit

I'm with Signy and Rue

CHRISISALL

Monday, January 23, 2006 8:34 PM

Hey Gino, let's not kick the man when he's about to get impeached...
*crosses fingers*

Chrisisall

DIETCOKE

Monday, January 23, 2006 10:07 PM

He's not going to get impeached that was our last president! ;-)

NY/NJ/CT Browncoats: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/firefly_nyc

RIVER6213

Monday, January 23, 2006 10:17 PM

Our last president? Clinton was more of a man then that Greedy idiot we currently have in office. So what if he couldnt keep his fly zipped? He was a decent president...better than Bush any day of the year.

Bush and his current adminstration are nothing more than stinking, evil, crooks. Prez Bush is a clear sign of what can happen to a nation if a Special Education student gets into the White House.

DIETCOKE

Monday, January 23, 2006 10:49 PM

We're all just 'coats here, don't want to debate politics.

NY/NJ/CT Browncoats: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/firefly_nyc

GINOBIFFARONI

Tuesday, January 24, 2006 12:56 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Hey Gino, let's not kick the man when he's about to get impeached...
*crosses fingers*

Chrisisall

delete impeached... insert shot

I might even come down for the show

Don't think they give a shit

I'm with Signy and Rue

DREAMTROVE

Tuesday, January 24, 2006 6:18 AM

Ah, to be in my position of hating them both equally. Clinton wasn't a man, he was a robot, a run down sexbot from "AI," and Bush is a trained monkey with a glamour spell on him that makes us think that he's a human.

But honestly, I don't think Bush will be impeached until after Cheney is indicted. If the dems had supported the move to impeach Clinton and the Gore would have had a better shot running for re-election in '00. The problem with Gore's candidacy was he never showed any leadership at all when he was VP. A number of VPs have had a strong and very visible influence in govt. such as Nixon, Johnson, and Bush Sr. Others such as Agnew, Quayle and Gore were more or less pieces of whitehouse furniture. Gore needed to demonstrate some sort of leadership in order to bring home a decisive victory. I say decisive to avoid the whole who won the election thing. Clearly, no one won, it close because there were two losers facing off. A victory is like Nixon over McGovern or Johnson over Goldwater (whether or not one agrees with those votes as right, they were definitely the way they went.)

I think the smart thing for the GOP to do is to impeach Bush themselves, show some backbone, leadership, and prove that we're not just an entire party of trained monkeys. Then someone could lead the party for two years, and then run with some background experience, and hopefully a record of putting htis mess back together. I'm not saying that person would have to be McCain, it could be Powell, or to be fair to (well, not people on the other side of the aisle, but ones in the other corner of this side) say, Condi Rice.

Instead what will most likely happen is that Bush will continue acting like a baboon until his time runs out, and then anyone he endorses will automatically lose. I actually think that is their plan.

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