Zoe, Inara, Kaykee or River. Which order?
POSTED BY: tyrannosaurus
UPDATED: Friday, February 17, 2006 08:44
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Originally posted by proserpine:
Wow, I NEVER thought I would defend the male sex, but give the guys a break! I have twice been involved in a relationship where the guy wanted way more commitment than I could handle. I also have a few female friends who are genuinely more sex-crazed than most males. (Their boyfriends are very lucky men - lol.)
"Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."
Really? That's just never happened to me. Guess it all depends on where you live and the people you meet, not to mention your backround and upbringings. Not only that, but I just learned from Mr. TV, that testosterone is what is the main factor in the sex drive. Wow, I just learned something. Kinda makes me feel all happy and warm inside.
Love your sig by the way. That line always makes me laugh.
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Jayne: Are you saying River's a witch?
Wash: Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the Beast.
Jayne: She's in Congress?
Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious!
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easy:
River, Inara, Kaylee.........Zoe
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Okay girls, lets hijack this thread.
In what order would you "date" the guys?
Jayne-good for drinking and showing you his weapons.
Wash-only if Zoe weren't in the way-I don't want to die. I'd more than likely laugh myself silly and have a great time.
Mal-Captain Tightpants himself-'nough said.
Sorry that I left out Simon but he's just not my type.
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Originally posted by ncbrowncoat:
Okay girls, lets hijack this thread.
In what order would you "date" the guys?
Jayne-good for drinking and showing you his weapons.
Wash-only if Zoe weren't in the way-I don't want to die. I'd more than likely laugh myself silly and have a great time.
Mal-Captain Tightpants himself-'nough said.
Sorry that I left out Simon but he's just not my type.
I'm a Simon gal so, I would date them(notice I said 'date') in this order:
Simon-He looks so good without his shirt off and he is such a gentleman. He would treat you like a princess.
Wash-He's adorable
Mal-Very kind and sincere, even though he won't admit it
Jayne-The tough rugged sexy man who just shoots things
Book isn't even on that list. He's old enough to be my Grandpa.
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Jayne: Are you saying River's a witch?
Wash: Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the Beast.
Jayne: She's in Congress?
Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious!
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Let the hijacking commence!
1. Mal- well cuz he's Mal.
2. Mal- it'd be an INTERESTING date.
3. Mal- because he's sexy, and amazing and well,
we've seen him nekkid! Well, almost nekkid.
4. Mal- because I love his voice and his walk.
Not to leave out the other guys, but with Mal there, I'm afraid this girl can't even be bothered with the others. But if there was no Mal... well, then Simon and Jayne would be mighty fine. Wash? Well, I wouldn't even look his way... not cuz I don't wanna, but I'm afraid of Zoe.
"No. I just, I have captainy stuff I have to do." Mal
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My order:
1. Wash: For some reason I really dig his blond hair, and of course the sense of humor is a major draw. (I'm also imagining a world without Zoe. I would never get between those two - they're too cute!)
2. Mal: I don't know how Inara has been able to keep her hands off of him for so long! The girl has willpower.
3. Simon: Well, at least the body of Simon. He's just a little too gay in mannerisms for my taste.
Jayne, as much as I love him, is not Johnny Depp and could just too easily be my father. And Book is way too grandfatherly to consider.
"Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."
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Zoe, River & Kaylee are cute and all but I'd give anything for an appointment with Inara.
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Kaykee-She is hot...and I my line book, a girl that can handle tools is hot as f***!!!!! I LOVE a tool working grease monkey! She also has a fun outlook. TOOLS TOOLS TOOLS!!!!!!!
River- Even thought she is crazy, she still is hot and about my age. She would be fun to be around, or atleast interesting. River is hot as hell, even if she's messed up in the head.
Inara- She has the expierience...but maybe you'd catch something with her. Plus I would hate having to share her.
Zoe- She is hot, but she scares the living hell out of me. Never mess around with a girl that can put a bullet in your head from 500 yards away. I don't want to be made the woman of relationship.
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Boys: Mal, Simon, Jayne...Wash and Book might be a tie. I don't find either of them attractive at all. It's a hard choice between Simon and Jayne too. Jayne is better looking, and probably much better in bed, but he's scary. Whereas Simon is also quite attractive but a sweet guy too. And sweet is always preferable to scary. Not that it really matters. It's all Mal.
Girls: ( I'm not into girls, but if I were) Inara, River, Kaylee, Zoe.
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