Loafers Nook - New Arrivals
POSTED BY: seryn
UPDATED: Thursday, January 26, 2006 04:31
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Thanks for the offer, JH, it's very sweet. 
But there's nothing you can do. Let's call it "mysterious female problems" and leave it at that.
Now, I think I'll go curl up in a ball in the youth room for a bit.
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After numerous rounds of:
"We don't even know if Osama is still alive,"
Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in
his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:
370HSSV 0773H
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice.
Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it so it went to the CIA, then to NASA.
With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually asked Britain's MI6 for
help.
MI6 cabled the White House:
"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
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ha ha ha *eyeroll*
silly Sean!
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*giggle* *smirk*
Bwah ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa!
at least i was able to put th cup o tea down this time.
That reminds me of the chicken-gun story some one once told me.
But its blatant american bashing, so I can't tell it.
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Defrost the chicken.
I'm a Yank, I can say that. 
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"That's what governments are for, [to] get in a man's way." -- Malcolm Reynolds
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yeah, go ahead. We can take it. Tell the chicken joke!
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Ah, I once had problems with a mysterious female.
so, yeah, Hope you feel better soon.
Chocolate is your friend.
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"He's seen too much of life And there's no going back.
The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion
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Now, see when I heard the chicken joke it was the other way around. So, I guess it varies depending on where ya are. *Shrug*
I don't mind American Bashing, Like to bash about 90% of 'em my self, bunch a 
Not the ones here though. they're within the 10%
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"He's seen too much of life And there's no going back.
The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion
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Yay for 10%!
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well, spinland has already give away the ending, but short version goes -
The buch of scientists developed a way of testing the effect of birdstrikes on thier new engines.
They made a gun that could fire a chicken at the requisit speeds (now, y'see, at this point I was already in peals, visons in my head of this chicken putting on its little purple - don't ask why it was purple - crash helmet, climbing into the barrel of a cannon and getting its self ready to blast off) (Complete with sound effects)(buuuurk burk burk burk)
So the Amarican scientists who are developing very high speed cross country trains hear about this and decide it would be a really good way of testing the windscreens.
So they get one of these guns, prepare for the first round of tests, first shot fly's straight though the windscreen, through the head rest and embeds its self in the wall behind. (buuu..uu... uu...uu...uu...rrrrrrk...)
several times this happens, so they decide to send a full report, complete with plans, diagrams and a full diagnostic of the smashed bits, to the makers of the gun.
the makers send back a one sentence reply....
Defrost the chicken.
Buh bah dum tsh!
Thank you, I here all week, try the veal, etc, etc.
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