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FLETCH2

Monday, January 16, 2006 10:18 AM

Mal: So let me see if I've got this right, Cylons want to *sleep* with human beings?

Inara: Well I suppose even the oldest profession is at risk from automation.

JETFLAIR

Monday, January 16, 2006 10:21 AM

Niska: "Employers need to learn to treat their people better. The days of using fear as a management tool are long past."

Jayne: "Of course I'm metrosexual."

Kaylee: "I say we tie him up and start cutting off fingers until he tells us what he knows."

Mal: "Do whatever you want; I'm not in charge of this ship, this here is a democracy."

Inara: "Yee-haw!"

Zoe (sobbing): "I'm scared....get me out of here...I'm gonna faint."

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"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells you when she's hurting 'fore she keens. Makes her a home." .......We love you, captain.

"This is the captain. We may experience some slight turbulence and then.....explode"

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FIAREYNNE

Monday, January 16, 2006 11:37 AM

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Originally posted by XieAining:
Jayne to Simon: I wish I knew how to quit you!

Oh, man, that had me rolling. Which is good, because when I watched Brokeback Mountain, that line had me in tears.

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Gotta watch out for those raver reading parties.

GIXXER

Monday, January 16, 2006 2:20 PM

Kaylee: "Can you help? I was driving along and the noisy thing under the bonnet (hood) went off."

Simon: "How're you doin'?"

Niska: "Is it safe?"

Jayne: "I always kiss real French, like."

Wash: "I reversed the polarity on The Three Switches."

Wash: "You ain't gettin' me on no plane, fool!"

Mal: I love it when a plan comes together.

(Almost) everyone: "Eight to beam up."

Serenity: "Whooooosh!"

Serenity: "Kaboom!" (jumping to light speed)

Serenity: "Tyoo! tyoo! tyoo!" (blows up battlecruiser)

Zoe: Matrix - style wirework / bullet time move (which, let's face it, is not really that difficult in space...) instead of a headbutt.

Inara: "You wanna party?"

Mal: I'll be back / Hasta la vista baby / He got the point / similar cheese-laden sub James Bond quip.

Book: Ow! (Turns other cheek) Ow! I forgive your transgressions against my person, and expect you to live long enough to repeat the insult.

(Painful) Coming up in the next series of Firefly...

Repeated Villain Character: (shaking fist at Serenity flying off into sunset) You defeated me this time, but I'll get you!

Proper Bad Guy: Bugger, where did I leave me gloves?"

GIXXER

Monday, January 16, 2006 2:25 PM

Atherton: You are wonderful.
Mal: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.
Atherton: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Mal: Then why are you smiling?
Atherton: Because I know something you don't know.
Mal: And what is that?
Atherton: I... am not left-handed.
[Moves his sword to his right hand and gains an advantage]
Mal: You are amazing.
Atherton: I ought to be, after 20 years.
Mal: Oh, there's something I ought to tell you.
Atherton: Tell me.
Mal: I'm not left-handed either.
[Moves his sword to his right hand and regains his advantage]

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CITIZEN

Monday, January 16, 2006 2:35 PM

Simon: Dammit Kaylee, I'm a doctor, not a Gynacologist.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

XIEAINING

Monday, January 16, 2006 10:10 PM

Atherton: Surrender!

Mal: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

Atherton: I give you full marks for bravery. Don't make yourself a fool.

Mal: Ah, but how will you capture us? We know the secrets of Miranda. We can live there quite happily for some time, so whenever you feel like dying, feel free to visit.

Atherton: I tell you once again, surrender!

Mal: It will not happen.

Atherton: For the last time, surrender!

Mal: Death first!!

Inara: Will you promise not to hurt him?

Atherton: What was that?

Mal: What was that?

Inara: If we surrender and I return with you, will you promise not to hurt this man?

Atherton: May I live a thousand years and never hunt again.

Inara: He is a sailor on the pirate ship Serenity. Promise to return him to his ship.

Atherton: I swear it will be done.

(I'll be in my bunk)

XIEAINING

Monday, January 16, 2006 10:13 PM

CAPTBRYAN

Thursday, January 19, 2006 9:13 PM

Mal: Mr. Scott ...two to beam up.

Jayne: Mirror mirror on the wall...

Book: I'll catch if you pitch. (thats just yucky)

Inara: A womans place is in the home.

Simon: Yoho yoho a Pirate's life for me...

Wash: This is Major Tom to ground control Im stepping through the door and Im floating in a most peculiar way.

Zoe: Wash, get yo ass back up in here.

River: This is completely normal.

Saying that God authored confusion by creating Lucifer is like saying my sniper rifle goes out all by itself and shoots people 2 miles away so I dont get into trouble.

Ridin the Ocean's boring when there aint no waves

ELEKA

Friday, January 20, 2006 5:14 AM

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Jayne to Simon: I wish I knew how to quit you!

*sporfles* I am crying right now, crying great tears of amusement at this.

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Jayne! Try not to steal too much of their shit.

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