Busted Gut : Favorite Funny Scenes/Lines

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COPILOTLEONARD

Thursday, January 12, 2006 2:57 AM

I love just about any line Wash says, but in Jaynestown I couldn't stop laughing. Everyone had a great live. Wash's face when he was drunk and laughing at Mal and Zoe. Book's hair and River's reaction to it. And of course that great song about Jayne.

"I'm going down too quick. Likely crash and kill us all"

TAKENBAXTER

Thursday, January 12, 2006 6:42 PM

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Originally posted by CoPilotLeonard:
I love just about any line Wash says, but in Jaynestown I couldn't stop laughing. Everyone had a great live. Wash's face when he was drunk and laughing at Mal and Zoe. Book's hair and River's reaction to it. And of course that great song about Jayne.

"I'm going down too quick. Likely crash and kill us all"

That Wash moment was like.....THE BEST!

OIAMSLAIN

Friday, January 13, 2006 10:14 AM

“I think I really made a difference in their lives. Me, Jayne Cobb!”
“I know your name, jackass.”

KPO

Sunday, January 15, 2006 1:37 AM

Ok I got another one, not exactly a gut-buster, but one that always makes me smile whenever i think of it. Something bout it tickles me.

It's one of Mal's retorts in his very first conversation with Inara:

Inara - "Nor will I under any circumstances be servicing you or anyone else under your employ."
Mal - "I'll post a sign."

Just tickles me.

PAYNE

Sunday, January 15, 2006 1:57 AM

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Originally posted by oiamslain:
“I think I really made a difference in their lives. Me, Jayne Cobb!”
“I know your name, jackass.”

Ah, but the preceding line is also gold:

Jayne: "I don't know Mal, you think we should be using my fame to hoodwink people?"
Mal: "You better laugh when you say that."

I've been searching in vain for an opportunity to use that line in real life.

NUCLEARDAY

Friday, January 20, 2006 2:19 PM

I have to say every single flashback scene in "Out of Gas" goes somewhere at the top of my list.

Also, what really cracked me up: near the end of the "Serenity" episode. The fed is holding River hostage and the reavers are on their way. The way that Mal just shows up and shoots him out of hand without even breaking stride is another classic.

ASIDE: Saw the SCAD comments out there and had to give a shout-out. Graduated from there about four years ago. Say hi to pigeon-man and mr.sign for me, BlusihBrowncoat!

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DRAGONFEAR987

Tuesday, January 31, 2006 10:41 PM

i must say, one of the things that got me hooked on this show were the damn quotes.

Mal: This is your captain. were experiencing some slight turbulence...and then might explode.
Jayne: were gonna explode? i dun wanna explode!

or

Zoe: are those grenades?
jayne: yea capn dun want em.

or

simon: its ok to leave them to die.
mal:docot r im taking ur sister under my protection here. if nething happens to her i promise ill get very choked up. honestly..there mite even be tears.

or
mal:listen up were coming down to empty that vault.
Man: you have to give me hte authorization password.
::jayne shoots::
Man: ok!

or

Wash: im a leaf on the wind..watch how i soar.

so many good ones, cant narrow it down at all

CANDLELIGHT

Wednesday, February 1, 2006 12:05 AM

copilotleonard is right. Just about anything Wash says is funny. I also love it when in "The Train Job" Jayne says: "Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with till you know who's in ruttin' command here!" Then later, after he's succumbed to being sedated and he's lying in a heap on one of the gangways. Mal comes in, gives him a puzzled look, and Kaylee says: "We tried to get him to the infirmary; he's just.....heavy"

GUTTERBALL

Wednesday, February 1, 2006 1:01 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by oiamslain:
“I think I really made a difference in their lives. Me, Jayne Cobb!”
“I know your name, jackass.”

Oh, man, I just about DIED laughing at that one!

How 'bout:

Mal: I gotta know how close the Alliance is, exactly how much you told them before Wash scrambled your call. So...I've given Jayne here the job of findin' out.
Jayne: *pulls big-ass knife* He was nonspecific as to how.
Mal: *whispers* You only gotta scare him.
Jayne: *wide-eyed sincere* Pain is scary.

Mal: Jayne, how many guns are you takin'? You only got the two arms.
Jayne: Well, I just get excitable as to choice. Like to have my options open.
Mal: No grenades!
Jayne: Huh? Awww!

Zoe: How much ammo we got left?
Jayne: Three full mags and my swingin' cod!

Jayne: You can't change that...by gettin' all...bendy. Got the...the light...from the console...to...lift you up...oh, shiny...angels....*faceplants on the floor*
Wash: *waits a beat* Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?

Niska: Have you ever read the works of Xian Yu?
Mal: *in extreme pain from torture* You starting a book club? What, are you trying to torture me?

God, I love this series....

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CAPTAINSGAL

Wednesday, February 1, 2006 2:01 AM

in Our Mrs. Reynolds, Shepard verifies that Mal is actually married to Saffron.

Mal, in total disbelief, walks up to Jayne and says
"How drunk was I last night?"

and Jayne grunts back "Well I don't know, I passed out."

also, another Our Mrs. Reynolds moment:

"You got a wife? All I got was that dumb-ass stick sounds like it's raining. How come you get a wife?"

and

"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill him right back"

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