CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #9

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, January 23, 2006 06:11
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MANTICHORUS

Thursday, January 12, 2006 4:25 PM

Mal was furious when he realised that his pilot was really a puppet.

OR

Mal gets his revenge on Wash when he wires up the chair to the electrics.

OR

MAL: "You been talkin' to the Shepherd, Wash?"
WASH: "What? I said a leaf, Mal, not belief."

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, January 12, 2006 4:35 PM

MAL: Do you know what your sin is?
WASH: Trusting Joss?

OR

WASH: Mal, how upset would you be if someone, say, told you the rest of the crew were accidentally sucked out of the cargo bay into space?
MAL: Pretty gorram upset, why?
WASH: Oh, no reason really. *ulp!*

OR

The SMILE TIME puppets became very advanced in the future.

OR

WASH: Mal?
MAL: Yeah, Wash?
WASH: I thought you said Book was dead when we strapped him to the nose of our home?
MAL: He was. We honored him. Why are we still debating this?
WASH: Because he's banging on the windshield right now and he looks very...unShephardy...

BWAH!
TCM

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THATWEIRDGIRL

Thursday, January 12, 2006 5:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Wash: sigh...and that's why I can't eat blue M&Ms.
Mal: ...

I know that's not funny in the least, but I can't eat blue M&Ms. I can't. I leave them in the bag.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"

BOWIE

Thursday, January 12, 2006 6:01 PM

Wash sings: "Fruity Oaty Bars make a man out of a mouse, Fruity Oaty Bars make you bust out of your..."

Mal: "What in the Goram world are you singing?"

ZOOT

Thursday, January 12, 2006 6:01 PM

Quote:
MAL:"Wash, you're drivings been a bit off today..."

WASH:"I'm a leaf on the wind, but i'm kindof sore..."

ohmigosh! That's very VERY funny!!

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Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.

CHOLLETT

Thursday, January 12, 2006 7:31 PM

Wash: "I'm sorry Mal."
Mal: "For what?"
Wash: "No, i'm SORRY, Mal."
Mal: "Wha...OH GO-SE! CLEAR THE DECK!"

OR

Wash: "Uhh....Mal?"
Mal: "Yeah?"
Wash: "Isn't the 'verse filled only with Alliance, Independent, and Reaver ships?"
Mal: "To the best of my knowledge, yes."
Wash: "So could you please tell me why there's this bald guy hailing us from a ship that looks like a dinner plate with legs?"

OR

Mal: "Wash, have you seen Simon and River?"
Wash: "Have you tried the placemat in the kitchen?"

OR

Wash was hit with the sudden realisation that he had forgotten to take down the bucket of oatmeal above the door.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

MATTIE

Thursday, January 12, 2006 9:06 PM

Mal: Wash, have the ship ready to go when I get
back.
Wash: Will do, Mal.
There's a pause followed by a very loud fart from Wash.
Mal: What the gorramn hell! Tell me you didn't eat that leftover bau for breakfast!

Wacky fun!

LOOTZEE

Thursday, January 12, 2006 9:49 PM

Mal was unrepentant about tuning the ships radio to the 24 hour "Hanson" sing along marathon

MMMBOP

MANTICHORUS

Friday, January 13, 2006 3:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
WASH: Mal?
MAL: Yeah, Wash?
WASH: I thought you said Book was dead when we strapped him to the nose of our home?
MAL: He was. We honored him. Why are we still debating this?
WASH: Because he's banging on the windshield right now and he looks very...unShephardy...

Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-h- *cough,cough,cough* That was hi-larious... That's the one I'd vote for...

*ZZZT*
MAL: "What was that?!"
WASH (fried): "Large. Static. Build-up."

OR EXTENDED VERSION

*ZZZT*
MAL: "What was that?!"
WASH (fried): "Large. Static. Build-up. Made. Me. Talk. Like. William. Shatner."

OR

WASH: "Is this the human value you call 'friendship'?"
MAL: "Don't give me the Star Trek crap, it's too early in the morning."

CHRISPV

Friday, January 13, 2006 6:12 PM

Yay! Thanks for the votes, all you voting type people! And now, in my rather pathetic attempt to make it a streak...

Quote:

**Sometime in 2002**

Alan: Well the new ratings look...interesting.
Nathan: Define "interesting?"
Alan: Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna be jobless?
Joss: I'll take it!

or

Mal finally recognizes the patch on Wash's jumpsuit, realizing that he is, in fact, a fugitive X-Man...

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Fox!

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