Busted Gut : Favorite Funny Scenes/Lines
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From Serenity (the pilot) [I think??]
ZOE (slightly paraphrased for lack of remembrance)
"Great. Now we have passengers wandering all around our... stolen.. cargo."
MAL: "Ain't no way they're gonna find that compartment."
ZOE: "Why not?"
(funniest favorite)
MAL: "...... ... cuz .. ? .... ?"
Oh my gosh. Nathan Fillion deserves an award for that ONE word. I have LITERALLY practiced in the mirror to pull off that line as good as he did and there's no way. I die laughing at that part EVERY time.
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Originally posted by Wastegate13:
WARNING: Thread Hijack in progress!!
Off Topic: BlueishBrowncoat, I see you go to SCAD, one of my good friends goes there as well and my sister will be attending starting next year. Semi-small world huh?
Continueing with the Hijacking!
Coolbeans. It is a small world. It get smaller and smaller everday. :) Your friend/sister a browncoat? Ive discovered a small group on campus. YAY Facebook!
NOW BACK TO THE REGULAR THREAD.
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Hoplessly addicted but in that good sort of way. :)
"When the stars shine bright through the engine's trail and the dust of another world drops behind,
when my ship is free of the open sky its a damn good day to my way of mind." - Michelle Dockrey
SCAD/Savannah,GA Browncoat
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Oh my sister is, I don't think nearly as big as I but she loves the show. She was the one who introduced me to it after seeing Serenity and loving it.
"Jayne's a girl's name."
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Funny moment:
The begining of "Our Mrs. Reynolds"...Jayne to Mal: "Well, if I could make you prettier I would!
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Hoplessly addicted but in that good sort of way. :)
"When the stars shine bright through the engine's trail and the dust of another world drops behind,
when my ship is free of the open sky its a damn good day to my way of mind." - Michelle Dockrey
SCAD/Savannah,GA Browncoat
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My favorite scenes:
2nd episode, Mal explains that he doesn't want any issues and gives the money back to Niska's second hand man. The guy says he'll hunt him down and such, Mal just kicks him right into the engine and then explains it to the next henchman in line.
1st episode: Mal tells Simon that Kaylee is dead, Simon runs to see if shes okay, she waves at him, he says something about the Captain being a lunatic then it goes to a clip of the crew laughing their asses off.
Shindig: At the end of the duel, where hes talking about being compassionate, and then gives the guy a few extra stabs for comedy's sake.
Variety of great lines I've forgotten or people have mentioned previously, if you'd like to add the exact quotes to the scenes above, go for it :)
Hazzah for Firefly!
(by the way, I'm thinking about working on a Firefly-esque sci fi game, anyone interested IM me)
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Kaylee:"Wash do you think I'm pretty?"
Wash:"If I were unwed, I'd take you in a manly fashion."
Kaylee:"Cuz I'm pretty?"
Wash:"Cuz you're pretty..."
Me and my friend peed ourselves...it was fabulous
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OMG, I just remembered River's line in the birthing room, from Heart Of Gold.
"Who do you think is in there?"
Chuckle city. 
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"Shoot 'em... politely." - Malcolm Reynolds
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Jayne: Smells like crotch
Kaylee: Jayne!
Jayne: Well it does.
Wash: We don't even have to do anything
fancy. We'll just go to a park or
something, feed the pigeons.
Zoe: Sure. We'll feed the pigeons...
probably get the firing squad for
littering.
Mal: Pupils were fixed and dilapidated --
Simon: Dilated.
Mal: Ching-wah TSAO duh liou mahng. Shiny.
That last one near killed me! The way he tacks on 'shiny' on the tail end of his curse... Oh, and the entire River/Book bit about Book's hair... Hi-larious!
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Ching-wah TSAO duh liou mahng. Shiny.
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One of my favorites is in Heart of Gold when Kaylee says " they have boy whores too. Isn' that thoughtful? I wonder if they service women folk at all?" Then Wash goes "let's not ask them."
Oh and this might not be the right kind of funny moment but on the commentary for The Message Alan Tudyk is describing the way Tracey is acting/talking and he goes something along the lines of "this kid is wasted and like on the cheapest wine."
I don't know why but that always makes me get the giggles really bad.
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