CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #9
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UPDATED: Monday, January 23, 2006 06:11
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Mal: Get us outta here, We need to get somewhere… somewhere…
Wash : somewhere… Lets see… somewhere where I can be Impaled!
Mal: Wha?
Wash: Impaled! Impaled, I say!!!
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MAL: *snf, snf* "Wash, did you just break wind?"
WASH: "No Mal, why'd you think that?"
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WASH: "OHMIGOD, Mal! We're being chased by the entire Alliance fleet!"
MAL: "Wha'? Wash, that's just congealed snot on the radar!"
OR
Wash felt the full wrath of Mal's telekinetic "hell's-sphincter-release" technique.
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Mal was not amused by Wash's excellent Kenneth Williams impression.
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MAL: "Hey Wash, like the new jumpsuit. Looks like it musta cost a bundle. D'you know what happened to the rest of our takings from the sale of the Lassiter?"
WASH: "Uhhh..."
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Wash: Eep!
Mal: What?
Wash: Ow...just...ow...found my...ow...missing toy dinosaur...
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WASH(over the comm):"Yeah, did you hear about Mal at the New Years party? Got piss drunk, started hitting on anything that moved...wait...he's standing behind me, isn't he?"
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WASH:"Like, Scoob, are you saying there's like a ghost behind me or something?"
MAL:"Not quite..."
WASH:"AAHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
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MAL:"Wash, you're drivings been a bit off today..."
WASH:"I'm a leaf on the wind, but i'm kindof sore..."
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WASH:"MAL!!I TOLD YOU I DON'T NEED A BACK SPACESHIP DRIVER!!!"
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MAL:"Get outta the seat Wash, i'm flying. You've had too many of those "Oaty Bars" today..."
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Mal: "Next time you and Kaylee pull a crazy Ivan for fun don't do it while I am having a cup of coffee. Now I am a real browncoat."
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As Washburne processed the news that his wife was pole-dancing in the cargo bay, Reynolds prepared to do a runner.
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Mal: "Wash, have you been up all gorram night watchin' those Firefly shows again?"
Wash: "There's no place I can be/Since I found Serenityyyy..."
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Mal was growing suspicious of Wash's assertion that his plants were 'just to add some colour to the bridge'.
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"Just get us on the ground."
"That part'll happen, pretty definitely."
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WASH: What do you mean you had co-ed showers in the army?
MAL: Umm...like I said, she's a fine woman...and on that note, I-i-i-i-i'm outta here!
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WASH: You might want to clear the deck, sir.
MAL: Why? This is my gorram ship.
WASH: I ate all the oaty bars, and they're *brraaaap!* back with a vengeance! *brrraaaap*
MAL: Yes, leaving now...
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MAL: DON'T MOVE! You got a space bug on you! I'll be right back with my gun...
WASH: GUN?!?!!
BWAH!
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Quote:
Wash: Have I ever told you how much I love this chair, Mal? Seriously, you could pin me here with a large, wooden stake and I honestly would not mind.
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Wash: Aruba, Jamaica, Ooh I wanna take ya.
Mal: I'm taking down these palm trees right now.
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MAL: Come again?
WASH: Vampire...dunno why, but I feel the need to tell people I am NOT a vampire.
MAL: Not sure I am fully comprehending here.
WASH: I just had a sudden feeling someone out in the 'Verse wants to drive a large wooden stake through me.
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WASH: Mal?
MAL: Yeah, Wash?
WASH: Tell me again the story about Joss Whedon, please?
MAL: Um, I think you've heard it enough. Besides you keep having nightmares about being "slayed" and I am--(yelling into the hall)WHAT? BE RIGHT THERE! Sorry, Wash. Captainy things, y'know...(runs away)
WASH: Huh? I heard nothing...hello???
BWAH!
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Quote:
Wash: Hey, Mal! How does this sound? "I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I blow around a little bit, get raked into a pile of other leaves, and then get set on fire in the autumn."
Mal: Uhh, keep working on it.
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