CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #9

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, January 23, 2006 06:11
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, January 10, 2006 5:11 PM

Congratulations to last week's bearer of Tightpants!
CHRISPV has been to the edge and gone bibbledy over it by a single vote! Here's the winning caption:

Yep, that's your trouble right there. Ya got yourself a mutated cannibal stuck right up in the ol' intake. Little devils'll dart right out in front of ya, and next thing ya know BAM! Right though the engine.

Mind the speed limit in Reaverspace folks! Now then, we move onto week 9 of C2T with a fun new image of my favorite pilot and our Cappy!

MAL: Ever since Wash died, Zoe saved up for a Washbot.
WASHBOT(monotone): Some-people-juggle-geese-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Wacky-fun-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Oh-god-oh-god-we're-all-gonna-*zzzzzzztpop!*-gonna-gonna-*zzzt*-die.
MAL: Morbid AND creepifyin'. *sigh*

Now you do remarkable things!

BWAH!
TCM

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THEREAVER

Tuesday, January 10, 2006 5:23 PM

Mal could tell by the shocked look on Wash's face that the laxatives had kicked in.

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I'll rape you to death.
I'll eat your flesh.
I'll sew your skin into my clothes.
If you're very very lucky, I'll do it in that order - TheReaver

SERYN

Tuesday, January 10, 2006 9:20 PM

*bump*

(this bump shal be replaced with a caption just as soon as my tired lil ole brain dredges one up)

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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."
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GAZERBEAM

Tuesday, January 10, 2006 9:35 PM

Quote:

WASH: Woah, good weed.
MAL: Wash! Are you stoned?
WASH: Wash isn't here, man...
MAL: Maybe that's why we're going so slow...

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If you remembre the sixties, you didn't live through them.

GAZERBEAM

Tuesday, January 10, 2006 9:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by GazerBeam:

Mal got worried because the last time Wash sneezed, they lost the primary buffer panel.

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"If you remembre the sixties, you didn't live through them."

CITIZEN

Tuesday, January 10, 2006 9:42 PM

Mal: Wash have you seen my gun, I left it on your seat?
Wash(Pained):no

Or

Wash knew it was a mistake betting his drinking buddies that he could con someone into thinking he was a pilot...

Or

Mal: Whadda ya mean you forged your pilot's License?
Wash: It's okay, I'm getting the hang of it now, left a bit, right a bit, straighten 'er up...

Or

Wash: Sir it appears we're being followed, by the outland revenue?
Mal:Oh Gossi

Or

Wash was beginning to think he had pushed it a little too far with the Mal loves Inara jokes...

And Finally...

Quote:
Originally posted by Seryn:
*bump*

Mal: What was that bump?
Wash: I think we just ran over Seryn sir!

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

SPACEHOPPER

Tuesday, January 10, 2006 10:03 PM

Mal: Wash, I need speak with Zoe and I can't gorram find her! Have you seen her?

:: Wash tries hard not to look down or groan in pleasure. ::

Wash: Uhh... no...

Sorry, I have a dirty mind

JADEHAND

Tuesday, January 10, 2006 10:05 PM

*rubs Seryn's Bumpted head*
*gets her an Ice pack*

Wash quietly prays Mal won't notice.

Mal: Wash! gorramit where's Rexie the T-Rex?
Wash: Sorry Mal, it's the turbulance from the lack of a primary buffer panel. He fell.
Mal: Well, I better get some tape from the infirmary for him.
Wash: Send Jayne for it, that's always fun.

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But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion

MUTT999

Wednesday, January 11, 2006 12:21 AM

Mal: Define "interesting"!!
Wash: A state of curiosity or concern about....
Joss(OS): CUT!! Take ten while I do a quick rewrite.
Mal and Wash: SUMMER!!!

"That's the buffet table....."

BLUEISHBROWNCOAT

Wednesday, January 11, 2006 1:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Mutt999:

Mal: Define "interesting"!!
Wash: A state of curiosity or concern about....
Joss(OS): CUT!! Take ten while I do a quick rewrite.
Mal and Wash: SUMMER!!!

AHAHAHAHA!! *falls off her chair* Thats ones awesome :)

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"When the stars shine bright through the engine's trail and the dust of another world drops behind,
when my ship is free of the open sky its a damn good day to my way of mind." - Michelle Dockrey

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