Heres A Pointless Question for you. Whats your Porn Star name
POSTED BY: dax82
UPDATED: Tuesday, March 21, 2006 23:21
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We'll my middle name would make me a guy: Hoyt Chestnut.
My dog's name would be very silly: Nalla Chestnut
I prefer my boyfriends dog's name and the street I live on now: Mollie Isabella
That sounds too wholesome though.
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pet/mother's maiden name:
tinsel firth
1st pet/1st street:
speedy morrison (it was a snail, okay?)
middle name/1st street:
susan morrison
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can't take the sky
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middle name/street name - Lisa Cressington (newsreader methinks)
Pet name/street name - Shandy Cressington ( father named dog, sand coloured dog, 'sandy' already taken so...)
But the best by far...
Pet name/mothers maiden name - Shandy Lapping.
I used to win everytime with that one, but Willy Hancock I love, sooo funny.
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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."
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This could not be more disturbing...and hysterical for me, because I'm very visual, and I used to design costumes for theater, so part of my mind automatically sees and dresses each of these characters, and, you know, I gotta share what I see because I'm still laughing so ard it hurts. Hope it doesn't bug anyone.
Weird girl - Wolf Irvington ...tall, suave, dark 40's cartoon werewolf, smokes with a cigarette holder...who will pour you champagne, feed you strawberries, and then...eat you...but not in a good way (aaak! sorry, but it is a porn thread). A granny a day keeps the doctor away!
Jetflair - Shiloh Hilyard ...in a civil war uniform, light brown hair, innocent and wistful. Leave that bay horse tied up over there please.
Seryn - Lisa Cressington ...was my favorite. I'm not seeing so much newsreader as subtle bombshell of the variety who steals everyone's husband and shreds them on that sort of television show. Not exactly cunning and evil. She can't help it, they are drawn to her like moth to flame. Usually wears floaty floral waisted dresses and heels (when she's not wearing the costume of some other sport ; tennis, riding, golf, sailing).
Shiny Trees! Yavanna made Shiny Trees!
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I went clothes shopping to taday, guess what I bought myself?
It was beautiful, layered chiffon, gorgeous lily print, cute little fifties style belt...
*Kicks carrier bag*
And now I have to take it back! You stigmatized it! Curse you ta hades!
he he, no, joking, I didn't go shopping today.
It was last week.
And i'm still gonna wear it, too pretty not to, just have to keep telling myself to stop laughing at nothing in public. (i do that too much already...)
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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."
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Since I don't have a middle name or live on a street with a cool porn sounding name I'll just have to go with my fav Hugh Jorgen.
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with middle name- Marie Stevenage
with pet name-Sparky Stevenage for porn, I would have to go with this one
Shamrock
Sparky it is
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Douglas Blossom
This is Hi-Larious!
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Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
It was beautiful, layered chiffon, gorgeous lily print, cute little fifties style belt...
*Kicks carrier bag*
And i'm still gonna wear it, too pretty not to, just have to keep telling myself to stop laughing at nothing in public. (i do that too much already...)
Ok, I was briefly horrified...but, bwah haa ha...cuz, yeah that's me, connected wrist and ankle to the collective unconscious, a channel for images. Glad you're still going to wear it, that was exactly the Lisa dress alright.
Laughing at (seemingly) nothing in public...yeah, I do that too, but now that there are bluetooth Borg headsets, you can pass for normal, cuz everybody else is on their phone laughing into thin air.
Shiny Trees! Yavanna made Shiny Trees!
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