Fruity Oaty Obsession: Help Me!
POSTED BY: RocketJock
UPDATED: Thursday, April 13, 2006 01:54
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It's still in there...not leaving. not whole. broken. always broken.
Damn you Fruity Oaty bars...i can't think without that song being there and now all my granola bars look like Fruity Oaty bars to me. They're wuite tasty though...all fruity and oaty.
Just now turning mice to men and making my blouse bust...yet.
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Jayne! Try not to steal too much of their shit.
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Originally posted by Eleka:
now all my granola bars look like Fruity Oaty bars to me. They're wuite tasty though...all fruity and oaty.
Just now turning mice to men and making my blouse bust...yet.
I was in a "99-Cents Only" store this weekend, looking for a 99-cent hip-flask for... YOU know... my "rheumatis' medicine:.. and, what should I find... some damn brand of cereal called "Fruity Oaty Cereal." ...Bet it's from China...
All you with blice need ta bust 'em or "your friends will think you're stupid, inbred slabs of meat."
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Just realized I really can't spell...it's the Fruity Oaty Bars, they're getting ot me.
oooo! I have to go and get some Fruity Oaty Cereal, bet it's all subliminal and tasty!
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Jayne! Try not to steal too much of their shit.
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Originally posted by UnregisteredCompanion:
I SO want a t-shirt with that pink octopus on it.
This page should take care of that:
http://www.cafepress.com/fireflycargobay/1020465
Working to help all blouse-wearers bust out of 'em "or my friends will think I'm a stupid, inbred stack of meat."
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Start singing the Mc Donalds Big Mac song instead. Sesame seed bun, ...
It's longer at least. 
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Originally posted by Kozure:
Can anyone who speaks Chinese (presumably Mandarin chinese)translate what he says? I'm guessing it's something abot shaming his family by not buying Fruity Oaty Bars, but you never know.
dunno if the phrase-in-question is in here but... if it's anywhere, I'll bet this'd be the place. And if it's not, I'll bet Ying will take a suggestion to translate it for you
...just trying to be helpful "so all y'all don't think I'm a stupid, inbred stack of meat"
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Originally posted by Unsardonic:
if it's anywhere, I'll bet this'd be the place. And if it's not, I'll bet Ying will take a suggestion to translate it for you
dang... inCLUDE the freakin' link next time, why dontcha:
http://fireflychinese.home.att.net/
"Now all y'all DO think I'm a stupid, inbred stack of meat"
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Originally posted by Guenever:
Start singing the Mc Donalds Big Mac song instead. Sesame seed bun, ...
It's longer at least.
How about in Latin:
"Duo tomacula bubula, condimentium peculiare, lactus, casseus, muirae, oniones, in pane sesatimata."
Spelling is phonetic, I fear; taught to me by a very bored Roman Catholic chaplin deep in the western Pacific..
"She's tore up plenty. But she'll fly true." -- Zoë Washburn
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http://www.people.virginia.edu/~kmb8c/FOB/
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The Fruity Oaty Bar Commercial in avi and mp3 formats. Enjoy!
Fruity Oaty Bars
Make a man out of a mouse
Fruity Oaty Bars
Make you bust out of your blouse
Eat 'em all the time
Let 'em blow your mind
Fruity Oaty Bars
Fruity Oaty Bars
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I Have not laughed SO HARD since... since... (I dunno) - the LAST time I ...laughed so hard.
Thanks to whomever posted this as it actually worked very well on my antique Mac & iTunes v.1 (!). Very little will work on that antique stuff, y'see, & previous postings were simply unusable.
See how many adolescent, girlie-weapons you can unleash into a murderous, killing rampage with the FOB commercial at your next party "or your friends will think you're a stupid, inbred stack of meat."
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