CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #8 - Ringin' in 2006!

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Saturday, January 14, 2006 07:43
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CHRISPV

Monday, January 2, 2006 4:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Yep, that's your trouble right there. Ya got yourself a mutated cannibal stuck right up in the ol' intake. Little devils'll dart right out in front of ya, and next thing ya know BAM! Right though the engine.

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Fox!

DARKJESTER

Monday, January 2, 2006 4:52 AM

Reaver:"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

(Yeah, not too original, but still a classic!)

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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GAMESTALKER25

Monday, January 2, 2006 6:21 AM

Reaver 1: Holy Gorram Crap! Guys! Jayne Cobb's on that mule were chasin!

Reavers inside: No F%$#in way! The 'hero of Canton' Jayne Cobb! Uhm... Steve - Shoot him in the leg...lets see how he's gettin out of that!

Reaver Steve: Im not shooting him in the leg! Ya'll do know im just here on the cannible murder exchange programe right?

Reaver 1: Steve, what could possibly go wrong?

Reaver Steve: Well, i guess your right....

You can't take the sky from me...

SICKDUDE

Monday, January 2, 2006 6:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Reavers just don't get it -- Rose Parade floats must be covered with plant and flower parts, not body parts. This crew's bold but pathetic attempt to hide in the lineup resulted in disqualification and they missed their chance to munch on the fat, juicy crowd which was lined up and waiting.

Hilarious!

"Don't say 'ka' until you've tried it." Daniel Jackson

SICKDUDE

Monday, January 2, 2006 6:25 PM

Reaver: C'mon, daddy needs a new pair of shoes!! And a vest!

or

Reaver: Gorram Dukes of Hazzard make it look so easy...

"Don't say 'ka' until you've tried it." Daniel Jackson

CHOLLETT

Tuesday, January 3, 2006 5:11 AM

Wow! I won the draw! That's ever so shiny. Gracias.

I might need some time to choose though, there's so much tasty in there....

Anywhoo, without further ado, my feeble attempts at a caption...

Reaver: "Ready....aim.....wait, what's that? A bird? Cooooooool...."

OR

Reaver: "Gorramit the sun's getting in my eyes! I can't aim under these conditions!"

OR

Reaver: "Wow, shiny blade...so i point it this way aaaand...."
*BLAM*
*Roll of film ends*
Teacher: "And that, kids, is why you should always read instruction manuals thouroughly before using anything...."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, January 5, 2006 1:57 AM

Homereaver: Ooh! I've got the crew of Serenity exactly where I... MMmmm, I see meat...aggglagglaggll *drool*...Hey, where'd they go? *immenent crash looming* DOH!

BWAH!
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CHRISPV

Thursday, January 5, 2006 2:00 AM

And in this haunting portrait, we see Ronald, the Reluctant Reaver, contemplating his choices in life. In his eyes, we can almost see his inner workings as he asks himself "Is this really where I want to be in life? Did I really spend two years at Vo-Tech school for this?"

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Fox!

KAYLEE4SIMON

Thursday, January 5, 2006 3:22 AM

Reaver: Where's the beef?

or

Reaver: Leave my elevator alone!

Keep shiny!

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Thursday, January 5, 2006 3:29 AM

REAVER:"Augh!Help!I'm stuck in the Trash chute!"

OR A *LITTLE* SATIRE

F*X EXEC:"HAHA! Locking on to the "cancel" button for that Firefly show!"

OR

New-Old-Age Drive-by shootings just weren't what they used to, then were, then again used to be...

OR

REAVER:"Okay guys!I just let 'er rip!"

REAVER(inside):"No you didn't!The blade is still....AUGH!"

More to come!

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