JAYNE!

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SHINYTALENT

Tuesday, January 3, 2006 3:46 AM

Hey Omelet, if you were that drop-dead hot would you seriously be bothered with reading when you have a talent for guns and whorin?

The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.

OMELET

Tuesday, January 3, 2006 3:51 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by shinytalent:
Hey Omelet, if you were that drop-dead hot would you seriously be bothered with reading when you have a talent for guns and whorin?

The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.

Only if you needed to find the whore house or gun shop.

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Jayne: Are you saying River's a witch?
Wash: Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the Beast.
Jayne: She's in Congress?
Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious!

REALLYKAYLEE

Tuesday, January 3, 2006 12:09 PM

another great one with wash:

"You wanna go little man?"
"Only if it's someplace with candlelight."

how tudyk says it is just beyond priceless! and baldwin's reaction is . . . beyond . . . words . . .

shakespeare: more words than God.

KANESKI

Tuesday, January 3, 2006 12:19 PM

"You can't change that by getting all... bendy..."

Not a quote, but when he's staring down the officer in Bushwhacked and the feds are finding all his weapons. The look just says "Problem?"

"Dear diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hillfolk and it was the best day ever!"

"So does this! Call it 'Vera'"

"What'd y'all order a dead guy for?"

"Maybe it's gold."... "I have respect! I'm just saying... " *points* "Gold!"

"I once hit a man in the neck at 500 yards with a bent scope, don't that count upstairs?"

CANTONHEROINE

Tuesday, January 3, 2006 12:38 PM

"I was aimin' for his head." The way he was talkin' out the side of his mouth was priceless!
Also the one in my signature.

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"Now somethin' about that is just downright unsettlin'."

J6NGO1977

Tuesday, January 3, 2006 2:22 PM

'Hey, you know, we'd have been back first, except there's somethin' wrong with Inara's shuttle. She done somethin' to it, Mal. It smells funny.'

AFTERGLOW

Tuesday, January 3, 2006 9:02 PM

Jayne!! He is my very favorite character.
In Bushwhacked, Jane is raiding the freighter's kitchen and hears a noise that he shoots at. When the victim is found to be a small, weak survivor of the Reaver attack, Simon sarcastically calls Jayne's judgement into question.
Jane's reply:
"Looked bigger when I couldn't see him."
Too funny.

SINGATE

Tuesday, January 10, 2006 5:05 PM

In OIS when they are discussing how dangerous River really is, Jayne, who is off camera yells: "Butcher's knife!".

In "Trash" when Jayne is paralyzed he has some of the funniest facial expressions while reacting to what Simon is saying. Not a lot of dialogue but then again Jayne's strength isn't talking.

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Tuesday, January 10, 2006 5:19 PM

All of his lines are my favorite.

Here's another:

Jayne: What we need's a diversion. I say Zoe gets naked.
Wash: Nope.
Jayne: I could get naked.
Wash and Zoe: No!

Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that.

25MYTURN25

Wednesday, January 11, 2006 4:20 AM

personally I am quite fond of

"I like smackin 'em"

and

"That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." Like at a time where their lives could be in danger and people are realizing they have been played for fools, he says the most inappropriat thing, So very jayne - - -P.s. (off topic) what does BDM stand for. I hear people use this to refer to the movie [serenity] but I don't quite know what it actually stands for, Please answer lol

If someone tries to kill you. . . You try and Kill em' right back!

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