CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #8 - Ringin' in 2006!

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Saturday, January 14, 2006 07:43
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, January 1, 2006 3:34 PM

HAPPY RUTTING NEW YEAR YA FINE BUNCH OF RUBENS!

Say it ain't so, JustJoe! You've won C2T #7!!! Way to go, JustJoe! This was ruttin' hi-larious and well worth the hard earned victory! 1st through 4th place in the voting was seperated by *only 4* votes! Awesome!

Mal: How did the Reavers get so many ships?
Simon (under his breath): They've probably been following us around and picking up the pieces that fall off.

*drum roll please*

And now!

We present to you!

In all the glory a Browncoat can handle!

THE ALL-WHO-HAVE-PLAYED CAPTION TIGHTPANTS BDM DVD HOLIDAY RELEASE SPECIAL SHINY GORRAM RUTTIN' CEREMONIAL PRIZE WINNER:

CHOLLETT !!!!!

CHOLLETT, you've been randomly selected from the millions (okay, 3 or 4) morbid & creepifyin' players of all the Caption Tightpants in history! You get your choice of ANY one item at my Space Bazaar ( http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew), all you have to do is contact me at tenthcrewmember(at)gmail.com and leave a description of your selection (including size if needed) and your mailing info! The 'Verse is your oyster! Congratulations!

Okay, whew! Hope the word is gettin' to them that need it told! Alrighty, back to wacky fun where Fast Food isn't fast enough, we need Faster, Faster, Faster Food would be better!

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Now hit us with your best shot...harpoon, sawblade, poison dart, EMP pulse, or even a CAPTION or two!

BWAH!
TCM

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Sunday, January 1, 2006 3:50 PM

"Alright, this is my White House now. Go find another president for lunch!"

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COSMICFUGITIVE

Sunday, January 1, 2006 3:55 PM

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

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REAVER: "Please MTV! Pimp my gorramn ride!"

CYBERSNARK

Sunday, January 1, 2006 4:52 PM

Which way to Burning Man?

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

CITIZEN

Sunday, January 1, 2006 5:20 PM

CBS executives really weren't sure about the new look Waltons.

Or
Reaver: Damn man, that's just wrong! What have you been eating?

Or
Reaver(Singing): I'm a Reaver and I'm okaaay! I kill all night and I eat all day. I wear my meals, Tendons and an arm...

Or
Reaver: Gerrum pa!

Or
It's so hard finding hairdressers when you eat them...

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.

ZOXYGEN

Sunday, January 1, 2006 5:33 PM

Quote:

"Jayne, Jayne! I got a trade for Vira!, not even a trade, its theft!"

MUTT999

Monday, January 2, 2006 1:24 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Jocko, the wild and wacky Reaver infamous for his John Basedow haircut, demonstrates his new twist on ultimate frisbee.

"That's the buffet table....."

WHITEFALL

Monday, January 2, 2006 2:10 AM

No one ever figured out why even the sexiest reaver models were always framed near pointy objects...

I survived a day in Whitefall and all I got was this lousy signature!

Terrifying Space Monkey of Destiny

PYTHIANHABENERO

Monday, January 2, 2006 3:25 AM

Guy In Ship: "What are you looking at? I lost my nose in a tragic accident many years ago."
Observer: "And clearly you haven't taken a shower since."

"Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" ---My favourite fictional character of all time

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, January 2, 2006 3:52 AM

Reavers just don't get it -- Rose Parade floats must be covered with plant and flower parts, not body parts. This crew's bold but pathetic attempt to hide in the lineup resulted in disqualification and they missed their chance to munch on the fat, juicy crowd which was lined up and waiting.

bun
-- Bastards singed my turtle --

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