Favourite Quotes

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SHUTTLE2

Friday, December 23, 2005 7:43 AM

"Also, I can kill you with my brain"- River

"Jayne is a girls name"
"Yeah but Jayne aint a girl" )then he says something about 'man parts' but i can't remember the exact quote.

"Want me to take a look at that?"
"no, its just a scratch"
"I'm sure someones face feels differently"

"Time for some thrilling heroics"- Jayne

"Do you have time to brush my hair?"- Mal

"May I call you Juble?"- River

"....and we will call it...This Land"
"I want to call it Your Grave"
"Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal"

Serenity

"I'm a leaf on the wind"

"Define interesting"
"oh god, oh god we're gonna die?"

ok thats enough.

LEIGHKOHL

Friday, December 23, 2005 8:18 AM

My absolute favorites! Deleted Scene from "Our Mrs. Reynolds"

"She's really crazy!"-Simon

And

"...that's not something brothers and sisters do, I mean on some planets, but only pretty bad ones."-Simon

Just kills me!

SHUTTLE2

Tuesday, December 27, 2005 5:52 AM

HAHAHA!!

And what about "my food is problematic."

I have to say my favorite scene in the WHOLE series, is when Book unties his hair and River freaks out. haha!! Zoe's reaction is priceless!

"Can't. Too much hair".

CHRISISALL

Tuesday, December 27, 2005 6:13 AM

"What was that?"

Primary buffer Chrisisall

INARAINCARNATE

Thursday, December 29, 2005 3:17 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" Wash (when Simon drugged Jayne)

Inara to Mal while brushing Kaylee's hair; "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"

Mal "That it was manly and impulsive?"

Inara "Yes, precicely. Only the exact phrase I used was "Don't" "

Mal "Well, you're holding my mechanic enthralled and...Kaylee, what the hell is going on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

SHINYPARASOL

Monday, January 2, 2006 2:53 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ShinyGeeket:
"My sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." - Simon, Objects in Space

I love that line too!
I find the scene with Zoe and Wash discussing River to be brilliant:

Wash: "Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction."
Zoë: "We live in a space ship, dear."
Wash: "So?"

DAMNSTRAIGHT

Monday, January 2, 2006 3:02 AM

SIMON: “What? Am I your advocate?”
EARLY: “You are starting now.”
SIMON: “He’s really very…gentle…and fuzzy. We’re becoming fast friends.”
EARLY: “You folks are all insane.”
SIMON: “Well, my sister’s a ship. We had a complicated childhood.”

OMELET

Monday, January 2, 2006 3:08 AM

Just look at my sig.

Jayne: Are you saying River's a witch?
Wash: Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the Beast.
Jayne: She's in Congress?
Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious!

20THCENTFOXHATER

Monday, January 2, 2006 4:15 AM

Jayne (from "Serenity): "Shepard Book once told me, can't do something smart, do something right".

Shepard Book (from Serenity): "I don't care what you believe, just believe".

Alliance Commander (from Bushwacked): "And what about your husband?"
Zoe: "I fight with him sometimes too".

Inara to Mal (from Our Mrs. Reynolds): "I wish you hundreds of fat children".

River (from Serenity): "I swallowed a bug".

...and of course there are many other words of wisdom from our beloved crew...

"I aim to misbehave."

RODWY

Tuesday, January 3, 2006 12:12 AM

Wash: Little River just gets more colorful by the minute. What will she do next?
Zoe: Either blow us up or rub soup in her hair. It's a toss-up.
Wash: I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it.

And the outtakes make for the best quotes

"Dammit Mal, I forgot my line."~Jayne

MAL: Zoe, you and Simon are gonna rope em together. Five or six of em. I want em laid on out on the nose of the ship.
SIMON: Are you insane?
MAL: Put Book front and center. He's our friend; we should honour him. Kaylee, find that kid who's taking a dirt nap with baby Jesus. We need a hood ornament. Jayne! Try not to steal too much of their shit.

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Mal: Define Interesting
Wash: Oh god, Oh god, We're all gonna die?

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