Semi-triumphant return of CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #7!!!
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Wednesday, December 28, 2005 02:52
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Originally posted by FloralBunny:
On the night before Christmas
Away out in space
Every Reaver was stirring.
'Twas a great Firefly chase!
Former losers were hung
From the ceilings with care
In hope that fresh victims
Soon would be there.
(And here lies creativity, drugged into repose by extensive tasting of the sugary turkeyery tryptophanic cooking. 'Tis the lull before the Eve dinner here on the US Left Coast, and already Santa time in the UK, you lucky devils. See you later if there's any peace here. Merry Happy Everything to All, and on Earth, Peace.)
bun
-- Bastards singed my turtle --
That is so morbid, yet somehow utterly hilarious!
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"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells you when she's hurting 'fore she keens. Makes her a home." .......We love you, captain.
"This is the captain. We may experience some slight turbulence and then.....explode"
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Quote:
Originally posted by jetflair:Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
On the night before Christmas
Away out in space
Every Reaver was stirring.
'Twas a great Firefly chase!
Former losers were hung
From the ceilings with care
In hope that fresh victims
Soon would be there.
(And here lies creativity, drugged into repose by extensive tasting of the sugary turkeyery tryptophanic cooking. 'Tis the lull before the Eve dinner here on the US Left Coast, and already Santa time in the UK, you lucky devils. See you later if there's any peace here. Merry Happy Everything to All, and on Earth, Peace.)
That is so morbid, yet somehow utterly hilarious!
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It would make a great Alice Cooper song.
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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Kaylee's favorite place: the Galactic Pic-Your-Part Junkyard.
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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes
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Mal : *looking towards River* "Jayne just in case, prepare a spacesuit and some Fruity Oaty Bars."
or
Mal : "Anyone wanna hear a knock knock joke?"
or
Mal : "Okay anyone who needs to take a pee, now's the time..."
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Originally posted by FloralBunny:
8 of 9 cast members:
"SUMMER!!!!!!!!!"
brilliant
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Jayne: Punch buggy Reaver!
(punch)
Simon: Ow!
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Everyone joined in the traditional competition for the giblets....
bun
-- everyone knows you can't pull the wishbone until it has dried out --
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Mal: How did the Reavers get so many ships?
Simon (under his breath): They've probably been following us around and picking up the pieces that fall off.
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Finally, Demolition Derby is back with a Vengeance!
(If have not seen the lame-o commercials, this will make no sense . . . and may not anyways)
Mal: “I’m so sorry, are you OK?
Reaver: “ Yeah, no problems I didn’t have before, how about you?”
Mal: “Yeah I’m fine. Was my fault, should’ve used my turn signal” (Wash in background ‘actually Capt, my chest kinda hurts’}
Reaver: “No, no, I didn’t stop at the light, it’s all my fault”
Mal: “ Hey, you be Jellin?”
Reaver: “You Bettcha, be Jellin like Magellan!”
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One of us is crazy, and it's not you!
Help! I'm standing and I can't fall down.
·Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. (J Handy)
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