Semi-triumphant return of CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #7!!!
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Wednesday, December 28, 2005 02:52
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Wash: Every...uhh...man?...there go back inside or we'll blow a new crater in...uhh (whispers to Mal) Mal, you sure this is gonna work on these guys?
OR
Wash: Merry Christmas to all and to all a good flight!
OR
Jayne: Gorrammit! Get made a Saint, and get your own holiday, and EVERYONE in the 'Verse wants a piece of you!
Book: Hey, you're the one shot a man at 200 yards with a bent scope.
Jayne: Ain't you dead?
Mal: Jayne, are you talkin' to Vera again?
Jayne: No! I mean...uhh...yes! I mean uhh...I'll be in my bunk.
OR
Mal: BWAH!
Reavers(in unison): BWARGARRRRARRGGGLARRGLLARR!
Mal: Oh go se...
OR
'Versal Studios opens up its newest movie-themed ride: Serenity: Run For Miranda, where they employ actual Reavers to heighten the experience.
(btw- gonna let this ride through Christmas Day, and start voting on the 26th, so keep up the good captioning because on the 28th, I'm drawing for prizes!)
BWAH!
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Sign:
MIRANDA
Population: PWN3D!!!
OR
JAYNE:"I'm scared, someone please hold me..."
MAL:"Erm...Jayne?"
JAYNE:"I SAID HOLD ME GORRAMMIT!!!"
OR
MIRANDA
Pop.:29'970'000 humans
30'000 reavers
1 that really weird guy that nobody likes
SLIGHT TWIST
MIRANDA
Pop.:29'970'000 humans
30'000 reavers
1 that guy with cheese on his head
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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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8 of 9 cast members:
"SUMMER!!!!!!!!!"
bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
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Mal: Wasn't our theme song Take me out to the black?
OR
Mal: Why is it again that we're rushing to go shopping two days before the holidays?
Kaylee: I'm out of batteries, Cap'n. Unless you want to talk to Simon for me...
Simon: *gulp*
No power in the 'verse can stop me!
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To add to the myriad Shaun of the Dead crossovers that have been made over the course of Caption Tightpants:
Zoe: Well? Is it clear?
Mal [wide eyed]: ...No.
Zoe: How many?
Mal: ...Lots.
“I loath bus stations. Terrible places. Full of lost luggage and lost souls.”
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Welcome back Caption Tightpants!
Can't believe I missed this...
Mal started reconsidering Wash's position on the ship when he showed him where he learnt to fly...
Or
Mal: I'm telling you Zoe, second hand spaceship sales! I can't believe we haven't thought of it before!
Zoe: Uhuh, Sir I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.
Or
Mal: Jayne, why didn't you listen to me when I said don't press the big red button that fires the Mega Death Ray.
Jayne: Aww Mal...
Mal: What have we learned today?
Jayne: Your the captain...
Or
Jayne: What, I thought they were goin' to start a fair fight...
Or
Mal: Wash! I said don't, DON'T! go through reaver territory!
Wash: Oh. Would now be a good time too...
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.
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(to continue in the Shaun o' the Dead tradition...not to be confused with going along with the Monty Python tradition, or slash tradition or lemur tradition or...)
Wash: I don't see any Reavers.
Jayne: Shht! Don't ruttin' call 'em that!
Wash: Don't call them what?
Jayne: Don't use the gorram rho word.
Simon: Did Jayne just use Latin? This must be what going mad feels like.
Mal: Zoe, is that true?
Zoe: I think he just did, Sir.
Kaylee: Oh, that's shiny! Jayne's learnin'!
Inara: *rolls eyes*
River: Miranda...fantastic...from the latin...
Book (from beyond): You are ALL going to the special hell...
BWAH!
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Mal couldn't get to Miranda fast enough when he heard the one and only Shoprite there was having a sale on turnips.
"That's the buffet table....."
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"An advanced case of road rage."
or
"Hope you got collision insurance."
I just noticed....I WON the last one - sweet! 
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"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells you when she's hurting 'fore she keens. Makes her a home." .......We love you, captain.
"This is the captain. We may experience some slight turbulence and then.....explode"
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On the night before Christmas
Away out in space
Every Reaver was stirring.
'Twas a great Firefly chase!
Former losers were hung
From the ceilings with care
In hope that fresh victims
Soon would be there.
(And here lies creativity, drugged into repose by extensive tasting of the sugary turkeyery tryptophanic cooking. 'Tis the lull before the Eve dinner here on the US Left Coast, and already Santa time in the UK, you lucky devils. See you later if there's any peace here. Merry Happy Everything to All, and on Earth, Peace.)
bun
-- Bastards singed my turtle --
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