Team Random - 'Critics Roasting On An Open Fire...'
POSTED BY: RelFexive
UPDATED: Tuesday, December 27, 2005 00:33
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Only I may open the door! 
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.
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When is a door not a door?
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When it's a Jar.
Or when its a cunning and clever trap designed to lure santa in to the room of evil.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.
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For My Liberal Friends:
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."
For My Conservative Friends:
Here's wishing all of You a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
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I object to your assertion that America is great and wish you to change it to adequetly satisfying.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.
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And from the rest of us:
Here - have a drink!
"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all..."
"SUMMER!!"
http://www.theshadowdepository.co.uk/index.htm
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Thanks for the drink. My resolve to play nice is being tested.
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"That's what governments are for, [to] get in a man's way." -- Malcolm Reynolds
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This reminds me of PvP the other day... http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20051216 ...’course most of you prolly already saw that.
So....Have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Rockin Yule, Shiny Festivus, and Jolly Kwanza! *Did I say Jolly Kwanza?*
....this year I'm most lookin forward to new year...Happy New Year!!!
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Heh. Yup 
I like the one after that too 
"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all..."
"SUMMER!!"
http://www.theshadowdepository.co.uk/index.htm
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I saw Santa the other day heading toward a pavillion at my worksite where he was going to be posing for photos with children. Maybe it's just accumulated stress but something in me just snapped and now I have to pass on the sad news that Santa is not going to be coming this Christmas. I disposed of the body under some bags of trash in a dumpster. In retrospect I don't think it was recent stress but more likely the years of pent up anger at Santa not bringing me that pony I repeatedly asked him for. I know I was good during each of those years but the stuff I got might have well been coal cuz one;it was crap and two; it wasn't a frikken pony!
Jaytee
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