Team Random - 'Critics Roasting On An Open Fire...'
POSTED BY: RelFexive
UPDATED: Tuesday, December 27, 2005 00:33
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New thread now. New year to come. Christmas first.
You know how there are those people who are 'offended' at having the Christian-ness of Christmas 'forced on them' just by people saying "Merry Christmas" to them?
Easy solution: tell them you're being pagan instead. The christians stole the whole festival from them, after all...
Christianity - the klepto religion!
(This comical response brought to you by Comical Responses To Stupid People Inc. If you're offended... well, you know the answer to that...)
"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all..."
"SUMMER!!"
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All that stuff pisses me off to no end! Especially here in this country, some schools want to ban fricking nativity plays! I loved nativity when i was a kid, and i'm not fricking christian.
And to lighten the mood... 1 hour of work to go!
- http://angel-btvs.co.uk - Firefly meets Angel meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- http://jewel-staite.net - All things Jewel!
- http://cafepress.com/dtdfirefly, http://cafepress.com/jossisms, http://cafepress.com/fireflyserenity & http://cafepress.com/dtdfirefly2- Firefly & Serenity slogans, wear them with pride!
- http://cafepress.com/cantstopsignal - Can't Stop the Signal T-shirts and more!
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Haha, you posted teh new thread before i posted my post. oops.
and when was Christmas about Jesus? I thought it was just about spending all your money, and toy companies making "mad bank". As Napleon Dynamite would say "Gawd!"
and has anyone had someone say Happy Holidays to them? It just sounds stoopid (unless your a randomite that says it, then your ok). I'm usually just a smart ass and say Merry Christmas back to them...
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Santa Claus never died for anybody.
Enuff said.
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The way I see it, there's two pagan Christmases at work here.
There's the really old one, the original pagans, who the christians stole it from in the first place. Drinking, partying, dancing and probably alot of nakedness.
And now there's the new one, the one stolen from the christians in the last hundred years or so. Drinking, partying, dancing, and definitely lots of naked, hungry consumerism.
'Happy Holidays' is stupid. That's even more insulting, really, as it insults my intelligence.
"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all..."
"SUMMER!!"
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Originally posted by RiveR6213:
Santa Claus never died for anybody.
Enuff said.
There is that.
"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all..."
"SUMMER!!"
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'Happy Holidays' is stupid. That's even more insulting, really, as it insults my intelligence.
I'm in the military, so my intelligence can be insult multiple times a day, by people that make more then me. So i'm not insulted by Happy Holidays, so much as it annoys the shit outta me
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"Right Now/ Somebody's stuck in Iraq, Hoping that he gets shipped back breathing/ In a war he's not really sure the reasons/ So we show our support when the press misleads him/ Though we mourn / Remain proud / Salute the troops..."-Ryu of Fort Minor
Death is like sex in high school... If you knew how many times you missed having it you'd be paralyzed- Georgia Lass (Dead Like Me)
*Andersen AFB, Guam*
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Originally posted by RiveR6213:
Santa Claus never died for anybody.
Enuff said.
I think i saw him go on a murderous rampage on the Sci-Fi channel once? Doesn't that count for SOMETHING.
*is kidding*
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"Right Now/ Somebody's stuck in Iraq, Hoping that he gets shipped back breathing/ In a war he's not really sure the reasons/ So we show our support when the press misleads him/ Though we mourn / Remain proud / Salute the troops..."-Ryu of Fort Minor
Death is like sex in high school... If you knew how many times you missed having it you'd be paralyzed- Georgia Lass (Dead Like Me)
*Andersen AFB, Guam*
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Originally posted by N0Skillz:Quote:
'Happy Holidays' is stupid. That's even more insulting, really, as it insults my intelligence.
I'm in the military, so my intelligence can be insult multiple times a day, by people that make more then me.
Ah.
Officers.
"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all..."
"SUMMER!!"
http://www.theshadowdepository.co.uk/index.htm
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Quote:
Originally posted by RelFexive:Quote:
Originally posted by N0Skillz:Quote:
'Happy Holidays' is stupid. That's even more insulting, really, as it insults my intelligence.
I'm in the military, so my intelligence can be insult multiple times a day, by people that make more then me.
Ah.
Officers.
exactly
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"Right Now/ Somebody's stuck in Iraq, Hoping that he gets shipped back breathing/ In a war he's not really sure the reasons/ So we show our support when the press misleads him/ Though we mourn / Remain proud / Salute the troops..."-Ryu of Fort Minor
Death is like sex in high school... If you knew how many times you missed having it you'd be paralyzed- Georgia Lass (Dead Like Me)
*Andersen AFB, Guam*
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