Semi-triumphant return of CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #7!!!
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Wednesday, December 28, 2005 02:52
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not even reavers were going to stop the crew getting planetside to pick up their pre-ordered copy of the big damn movie...
"I'm an artist, with an e and a beret."
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Wash: Don't panic... don't panic...
Mal: So this is it. We're gonna die.
Wash: Yeah. We're gonna die.
[pauses]
Wash: No... no! What's this?
[goes over to control panel]
Mal: What's that?
Wash: What's this...? What's this...?
[flips switch]
Wash: This... is... nothing. Yeah, we're gonna die.
or
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy also talks about reavers. It says, "Avoid if at all possible."
or
Business wasn't going so well so the crew had to get jobs at the local Dominos as pizza delivery transport ship.
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That's the last time Wash asked directions from a rabbit who took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
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The Fox executive that canceled Firefly, the Lone Gunmen, the Tick, Tru Calling, John Doe, Dark Angel, Wonderfalls, and Greg the Bunny was never heard from again.
(yeah yeah I stole the first to from hhg but ya gotta admit hhg has some great quotes)
Keep shiny!
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"This is Dave Golbloots with your noon-time traffic report. There's a heck of a jam at L5, possibly the result of the A-1 Ship-Wash advertising a full scrub and hot wax plus a fill-up for only 5 credits. Authorities are on their way to investigate, so if you're one of the guys in line you might think about moving on."
bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
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Voice-over: "Those Reynolds boys was always gettin' into a heap o' trouble, what with the law on their tail...."
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Wash: "Whoa. Good lineup."
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Wash: "Wow. Didn't know the DVD would be this popular!"
Mal: "Wash, consider what you just said for a moment."
Wash: "Ah. Silly comment. Never mind."
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...and the crew of Serenity sailed quietly and calmly through the remnants of the Star Wars movies...
OR
Mal: "Wash?"
Wash: "Yeah, Mal?"
Mal: "Don't Panic."
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Mal: "Wash, do you feel a gust coming on?"
Wash (beginning to grin): "Yeah, Mal, I do."
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Mal: "GET OUTTA THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!"
Wash: "Gorrammit I DON'T NEED A BACK SPACESHIP DRIVER!
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Mal: "Pull over!"
Wash: "Okay, fine!"
Mal: "Good!"
Wash: "OKAY!"
Mal: "FINE! Thanks for pulling over."
I'm babbling like a moonbrain.
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Holiday traffic around the 'Verse is always a ruttin' mess. We get snow, they get Reavers.
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"So, you all are were watching that little chat with the Reavers?"
"Yeah."
"Did you see us fight?"
"No."
"TRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP!"
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Mal: "What do you mean the Alliance put a Reaver homing beacon on my ship?"
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Mal: "What do you mean the Alliance put a Reaver homing beacon on my ship? This is
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payback for uncovering that whole Miranda thing, isn't it?
"
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Mal: "So, Blue Sun decided to just send the Reavers after us?"
Wash: "Seems so."
Kaylee: "What are we gonna do?"
Zoe: "In a time of war, we would have stood our ground."
Inara: "You did try and tell me once that you never run from a fight."
Mal: "Are y'all trying to die!? Really?"
"You are on the Global Frequency."
http://www.frequencysite.com
http://kfmonkey.blogspot.com
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Sign Reads:
NOW ENTERING
REAVER TERRITORY
Trespassers will be:
*Raped
*Eaten
*Worn Fashionably
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BWAH!
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December 19th, the hour growing late, and everyone in the gorram Galaxy was making a run to the store to pick up a Very Special DVD that was to be released at midnight.
bun
-- Bastards singed my turtle --
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Serenity carefully threads itself through the never-ending tide of reality TV shows...
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Sign Reads:
NOW ENTERING
REAVER TERRITORY
Trespassers will be:
*Raped
*Eaten
*Worn Fashionably
*Not necessarily in that order
Psolaris
"Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'"
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