Semi-triumphant return of CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #7!!!
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Wednesday, December 28, 2005 02:52
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Back with a vengeance! Okay, so not really. My Firefly is still limping to drydock for repairs (gorram motherboard was shot too...) and so since I can't go any longer without my C2T, it's back, even if it lacks some of the standard flash...
Now then, here is the last winner from C2T#6, a hi-larious entry, now sitting rightfully in the halls of Caption Tightpants greatness, from JETFLAIR!
MAL: Like I already told you, officer, the reavers ate my license and registration.
I love it! Now back to BDC (big damn captioning!)...
Jayne: Gorrammit! There's a line!
Wash: I told you we should gone to Burger Sun, not McReavers.
Jayne: Just make sure you get my Filet O' Flesh Sandwich with cheese.
Mal: It's gettin' awfully crowded in my sky...
Shiny! Now you give me yer ruttin' best!
P.S. After this weeks winner, in honor of the BDM DVD release and the holidays, I am gonna give away some shinys from my CafePress store again. 1 lucky person will get their choice of any one item! This will be open to everyone who has ever played Caption Tightpants or Caption 2 Tightpants, the only catch is [PARLIAMENTARY AUTHORIZATION REQUIRED] 
BWAH!
TCM
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Wash - anyone sees a parking spot, shout out
Jayne - we should've come earlier, all the good banks'll've been robbed already *sulks*
Mal - well if you'd got out of your bunk sooner...
Wash - will you two pipe down! Am I gonna have to turn this ship around?
well, kinda lame, but anyone who's ever gone to a theme park will be strangely comforted 
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'She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan.' - Mal
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A sign that reads:
WELCOME TO MIRANDA
Pop: If you can read this,
you are the population
BWAH!
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RIVER: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
WASH (to ZOE): See, this is why we're not having kids.
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Mal: Wash, do you mean to tell me that you entered my ship into a demolition derby!?
TheRealMe, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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Mal: Well, if they follow standard Alliance procedure, they'll dump their garbage before they go to light-speed, then we just float away.
Acquisitions Officer - SereniTREE
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MAL:"I thought Jayne's calm was being damaged, but this is just too much..."
OR
KAYLEE:"How many reavers are there?"
JAYNE:"Lots."
OR
KAYLEE:"Now THAT'S luh-suh..."
OR
SIMON:"That's a big pile of...ships"
OR
The futuristic equivalent of "Drive-in Movies"
OR
MAL:"Gorramit, all the good spots are taken. And no, Wash, we are not parking beside the Johnson's. Exchanged a few unkindly words last time we met..."
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MORE TO COME
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An altered version of my last one:
MAL:"No Wash, i don't want to park beside the Johnson's. Don't get me wrong, they're a great bunch, but i frankly can't stand their Aunt Ester. she's a greaqt gal...but once you get her going....how can i put this lightly....my ears bleed?"
OR
The crew of Serenity meet Jayne's eclectic set of relatives and In-laws.
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To the chagrin of Parliament, the Browncoats have a reunion in orbit around Osirus.
OR
Announcer voice over: ...and they ate the Fox execs, and there was much rejoicing...
(y'know it wouldn't be CT w/o a Monty Python reference!)
BWAH!
TCM
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Mal: "Frell.. can we starburst?"
or
Mal: Nara` you said there would be only a few of your customers!
Inara *smiles shyly*
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