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POSTED BY: gypsylife
UPDATED: Thursday, December 15, 2005 14:32
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Wednesday, December 7, 2005 10:04 PM

Another one that I love:

Zoe: River he's putting the hair away now.
River: Doesn't matter... It'll still be there, watching, waiting.


and one more:

two words- Headless Wash!!:D

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"You know what the definition of a hero is? Someone that gets other people killed.

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Wednesday, December 7, 2005 10:13 PM

out of gas
mal : "if that dosn't work go outside and hook them up to the navsat tramsmitter !"
wash:" RIGHT, cause teenage pranks are fun when your about to die !
train job
kaylee: "there's no call to be snappy jayne "
jayne:" are you about to jump onto a moving train!"" you just go and figure out what's wrong with that moonbrained sister of yours and if we need anything we'll call ya . dong ma !"
the message
simon: "this may come as a surprise but i'm not very good at talking to women"
zoe: "your saying there is someone your good at talking to "

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Thursday, December 8, 2005 12:44 AM

In "Shindig," immediately after Mal punches Atherton.

*Ath climbs to his feet, rubbing his split lip*
ATHERTON: I accept!

MAL: That's great!
*beat*
What?

It's just Mal's bravado leading into the "wait, that wasn't right" reaction.

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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Thursday, December 8, 2005 1:09 AM

you guys left out the best one!

in Objects in Space, when all the fighting wakes up Jayne, and he rips the blanket covering his guns off and the music is playing, then he just goes back to sleep.

That is, hands down, my funniest moment.

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Thursday, December 8, 2005 1:13 AM

"We applied the cortical electrodes..."

I crack up every time I watch them trying to act like EMT's....the pupils were dilapidated, etc. I wish I could remember some of the other ones but I'm usually just laughing too much.

From "Safe"
Today I was a pompous ass and my sister was crazy. Today we got kidnapped by hill folk - best day ever."

Still suffering from Firefly withdrawal, may have to order another DVD set.....

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Thursday, December 8, 2005 1:22 AM

Ok So I had to go back and rewatch bits of the series for this but here it goes:

Simon: "Oh my god- You're like a trained ape- without the training.

Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth."

River: "I swallowed a bug." (Just the fact that everyone's more worried about River, when there's no reason to be.)

Oh and I can't remember exactly how it goes but when Simon and Kaylee are sitting there drinking and Mal decides it's time for everyone to leave. The way Mal and Kaylee are talking as if Simon's not even sitting there.


The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.

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Thursday, December 8, 2005 2:40 AM

can't remember where it was (the film maybe??) (oh senior moment...or two or ten)

When they all come in and they are banged up and Kaylee says to Simon "are you all right?" and Mal says (cus he is really banged up and Simon was not touched) "Is HE alright???"

man this show is just so damned good...


Chindi

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Thursday, December 8, 2005 2:50 AM

It was something like this.
Kaylee: Now captain? But things are going so...well.
Mal: Well? Oh..._well!_

Where to start? I'd love to quote the BDM but I don't know how to hide the spoilers yet, so...

Mal: I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. (actually that whole exchange)

Mal: But she was naked and all - articulate!

Mal: C'mon Inara, how's about we don't play. You didn't trip, did you.
Inara: No.
Mal: Well how do you like that. I knew you let her kiss you!

Mal: I believe that women's planning to shoot me again.
Jayne: I've got an idea; why don't we shoot her first?
Wash: It IS her turn...

Early: You're not in my gorram mind, you're on my gorram ship!

And finally maybe my all-time favorite,

Zoe: We're goin' to get the captain back.
Jayne: Whaddya gonna do, clone him?

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Yep, that went well.

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Thursday, December 8, 2005 6:55 AM

excuse me if it's not verbatim, but it's late in my time zone. my favorite line/moment is Mal's: "I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, if your hand touches metal, I will end you." (our mrs. reynolds)

best line in anything i've ever seen on tv.

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Thursday, December 8, 2005 9:12 AM

The main one that springs to mind is the last sentence uttered in Firefly by Jubal Early in Objects in space. He is floating around in space after being pushed by Mal and all he says is:

'Well, here I am'.

Fantastic acceptance of his circumstances and how he had been out thought, as he becomes just another floating object in space.

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