Hi larious moments.
POSTED BY: gypsylife
UPDATED: Thursday, December 15, 2005 14:32
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"Now you see Morbid and creepifying I got no problem with..." (or close to that) Mal
Chindi
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Oh there are so many good ones. Off the top of my head...
In Out of Gas when they're all sitting around the table and the cake is on the table and Kaylee is talking about how she tried to make the frosting as chocolatey as possable they turn the cameria back on Simon, and Jayne is trying to sneak a bit of the frosting off and Mal smacks him. (much funnier then I make it sound) It's such a small little moment but I just love it. It's kinda' like the "Hey, free soup." moment at the end of War Stories.
I also love scene in The Message where Mal and Zoe are telling Inara the story about Tracy stealing the mustache. That story always makes me laugh.
And of course, toward the beginning of War Stories, when Mal yells at Kaylee and River "One of you is going to fall and die and I'm not cleaning it up."
Our Mrs Reynolds in general is a hi-larious episode. One of my favorite scenes is right there at the beginning, the whole: "I married me a horrable ugly creature." "How can you say that about me, how can you..." You know what I'm talking about. I love that bit. I have my computer set up so it plays that whole bit of dialoge when I turn it on.
Oh there are so many good ones. But I'll stop with those, for now.
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"You will keep a civil tongue in that mouth
or I will sew it shut."
~Mal to Jayne
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I must confess that the "grab your weapon" line passed right over me. My favourite moments are
"my days of not taking you seriously are definately coming to middle" in OMR.
"Mercy is the act of a great man - guess I'm just a good one - well I'm alright". in Shindig
I'm sure there must be lots I've forgotton about.
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Man: I'm sure if you require one any gentleman here will loan you the use of their sword.
Mal: Usavawhat?
I love that line.
Mal's "Hunh" in Serenity when he see's River for the first time. Also when River scares him when she wakes up from Cryo.
or this gem:
Mal: If I knew that I would do the job for free.
Zoe: Then can I have your share?
Mal: No.
Zoe: If you die can I have your share?
Mal: Yes.
or:
Simon: This must be what going crazy feels like.
or:
Wash: I think it captured his essence.
Kaylee: I think he looks angry.
Wash: Kinda what I meant.
and:
Kaylee: Every where I go his eyes keep following me. <-Said while moving back and forth, gets me everytime.
and:
River: My food is problematic.
and finally:
Jayne: Whatcha all order a dead guy for?
Just a few of my favorites... But of course there are a **** load more.
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"You know what the definition of a hero is? Someone that gets other people killed.
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And shortly following the
"My food is problematic."
When River walks past Simon and just gives him that total little sister brat look. "You are such a boob."
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Well, most of you beat me to my favorites, but one has been overlooked!
The first scene in Trash where Mal is sitting naked on a rock in the middle of a desert. I just love the way the camera pans in towards him and he says "Yep. That went well."
There are so many great ones.
"I'll be in my bunk."
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"I hit my head is all."
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"I call it 'Vera'."
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"I can kill you with my brain."
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Inara: What did I tell you about barging into my shuttle?
Mal: That it was manly and impulsive?
Inara: Yes, precisely, only the exact phrase I used was "don't".
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Jubal Early: Where'd she go?
Simon: I can't keep track of her when she's not incorporeally possessing a spaceship. Don't look at me"
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Zoë: Captain'll come up with a plan.
Kaylee: Well, that's good... right?
Zoë: Possibly you're not recalling some of his previous plans.
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Wash: Yeah, but psychic? That sounds like science fiction.
Zoë: You live on a spaceship, dear.
Wash: So?
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There's a million of 'em, I tell you! Or at least there WOULD have been ithat many if Fox hadn't thrown a monkey wrench into Mr. Whedon's doin's. Gossa.
I love this show.
Inara: It sounds like something this crew can handle. I can't guarantee they'll handle it particularly well.
Nandi: If they've got guns and brains at all...
Inara: They've got guns.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Firestalker:
or this gem:
Mal: If I knew that I would do the job for free.
Zoe: Then can I have your share?
Mal: No.
Zoe: If you die can I have your share?
Mal: Yes.
I love the line shortly before that:
Zoe: "Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing."
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I forgot that one.
*Too many, head going... to....explode*
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I forgot that one.
*Too many, head going... to....explode*
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Double posts are fun, double posts are cool... Everyone!
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