GWB, threat to the Old Republic?
POSTED BY: citizen
UPDATED: Sunday, December 11, 2005 05:30
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That's it! Trillogy time. Can't spout off this many lines and not watch at least one SW movie tonight!
Chrisisall Skywalker
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Chris, That was awesome.
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Citizen inspires me.
Chrisisall
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I just had to join in...
Darth Bush: What is it General?
General Rumsfeld: The administration has moved out of lightspeed, commscan has detected a liberal field protecting half the population. The field is strong enough to criticize any policy.
Darth Bush: The democrats are alerted to our presence. Admiral Ascroft let out too much information.
General Rumsfeld: He… he… felt reprisal was wiser…
Darth Bush: He’s as clumsy as he is stupid. General prepare your troops for another attack.
General Rumsfeld: Yes my lord…
Admiral Ascroft: Ahh Lord Bush the Administration has moved out of… gaggg... gahhhh
Darth Bush: You have failed me for the last time Admiral, Captain Gonzales make ready to land your troops beyond the liberal field and deploy the fleet so that no more embarrassments get out…
Admiral Ascroft: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… >thud<
Darth Bush: …you are in command now Admiral Gonzales.
Admiral Gonzales: Yes Lord Bush!
You know now that I really think about it does all this make Bill O'Reilly 'Jabba the Hutt'?
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A Great Hopeless Situation...
Emperor Cheney: So, is it true?
Darth Bush: It's true, my lord. I do not care about black people.
Condi Amidala, turning to Darth Bush: Osama-wan was right, you have changed.
Darth Bush: Stay out of this.
Emperor Cheney: She is of no concern to us.
Condi Amidala: Or that Senator I left Leia with, Barrack Obama.
Darth Bush: Not now Snookems!
Emperor Cheney: We shall speak again when you control Syria.
Exit the Emperor
Condi runs to Darth Bush.
Condi Amidala: Oh Analkin!
Darth Bush: Oh Snookems!
Condi Amidala: You shouldn't let him order you around like that, you're just as much of a Swish Lord as he is!
Darth Bush: He big in nothing, important in good elephant.
Condi Amidala: Huh?
Darth Bush: I thought of that i want to attend the salvation activity
Condi Amidala: etc., here not line
Darth Bush: i had enough of these politicseses.
Condi Amidala: do not say these
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I remember what Robin Williams once poked fun at Ronald Reagan. When the President said he wanted to make America " what it once was " , Williams added.." a frozen waste land. " Haa haa, funny. But what Reagan actually did was bring America OUT of the frozen waste land of double digit inflation and into the land of prosperity, ended the cold war and restored faith in a nation which was lost.
It's easy to make fun of those at the top.
" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "
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It's funny too.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.
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The other day, in frustration, my six year old yelled, "Daddy, you're not LISTENING to me!"
He was right, and I had to appologize. See, sometimes we at the top need to be corrected as we lose track of what the people at the bottom are saying.
Quote:Especially when they get people (you know, like sons and daughters and brothers and stuff- real humans, not mere numbers) killed when other methods of achieving goals are ignored.
Originally posted by AURaptor:
It's easy to make fun of those at the top.
And the Cold War ending? So what? Now we have Al-Queda, and if they run out of steam it will be something else. We are defined by our enimies; we NEED them.
We MAKE them.
AURaptor, please wake up. You're in the Matrix.
Morphius Chrisisall
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Quote:If you really think about it Richard Nixon and John Anthony Walker did more to end the cold war than Reagan ever did, which is very scary...
Originally posted by AURaptor:
...Reagan... ended the cold war...
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Quote:
Originally posted by Auraptor:
It's easy to make fun of those at the top.
... and it just keeps getting easier ;)
Reagan had a good team. In part. Reagan himself was a neocon stooge, the first neocon stooge, the original accept no substitutions, but the reagan admin did okay because it had a good decent team.
And I don't mean the team evil that got him in office and kept pushing him into wars, I mean the good old GOP. There were the rummies and cheneys, sure, but there were other people to balance out their egghead pighead ideas and keep them in check.
I remember when I was a kid and the other kids used to say "Gerald Ford can't walk down the street and chew bubblegum at the same time." That was really lame. I recognized it as lame then.
Reagan had alzheimers, and he was already becoming out of it as president. They had to prop his mouth open and make it move. That was pickable.
Bush Sr. made a lot of talking goofs, they were mild fodder. Clinton opened fire on American , and he dropped his pants every time he saw a female. That was funny.
Bush is a chimpanzee who couldn't shave in the morning if Condi didn't help him. I remember reading that she was tutoring him in '99 for prep for his presidential campaign, he'd already been governor of Texas, and she had to explain to him (and I am not making this up) that Africa was not a country. That's the sort of thing Chris might have to tudor his six year old on. Bush is ludicrous, he deserves a lot more ridicule than I just gave him.
PS. I hope everyone got the Backstroke of the West references :)
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