How many forum members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
POSTED BY: citizen
UPDATED: Thursday, December 8, 2005 19:33
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This just made my night!
Thanks so much!
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"He's hurting a woman, he really *is* a bad guy... and I wouldn't call him a gentleman."
- Kyle, 9, watching 'Serenity'.
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Citizen: more words than usual
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I call it a glow orb… 
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Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
I *HATE* it when people do that!
I started laughing at the first line of the post itself, but this was the one that made me start guffawing so hard I couldn't breathe.
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1 to set up a webcam that shows a blinking lightbulb every time someone visits the thread.
5 Offering to sell you burned out light bulbs for pennys on the dollar so you take them to work and replace them for the good light bulbs you steal.
1 to post disturbing pictures of someone eating a lightbulb.
5 who insist that flourescent tubes are the work of the devil.
1 Asking the whole thread how many lightbulbs it takes to light Las Vegas.
2137 All guessing wrong the number of lightbulbs it takes to light Las Vegas.
39 going off topic to chat about Las Vegas.
72 Flaming the Vegas chatters for going off topic
1 royal smart ass that proves that Las Vegas can be tied back into the thread because Elvis is practically the patron saint of Las Vegas and is often painted on velvet and that velvet paintings are best viewed with a blacklight bulb.
15 to declare the smartass to be on dope
23 to discuss the best lightbulbs for growing dope indoors
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Quote:One to inquire about said light bulbs.
23 to discuss the best lightbulbs for growing dope indoors
Nearly everything I know I learned by the grace of others.
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Quote:At least one person must insist that the light bulb itself is socialist.
Originally posted by SevenPercent:
Hehe. Good one, Andrew. Now that we have Dreamtrove on this site, we have to add:
1 to call the CEO of the lightbulb company a Socialist for providing health insurance to the workers.
Another to insist that the definition of light bulb is being used incorrectly.
5 people to insist that fluorescent light bulbs must be equally used.
And 5 more to insist that incandescent is traditional.
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Qui desiderat pacem praeparet bellum.
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Appreciate the laugh, Citizen.
Just a quick way off-topic post to let you all know I have moved to Peru temporarily, which is why I haven´t been posting. I still check the board when I get a chance to stop by an internet cafe, but it is hard to post. Keep the love going.
Can't Take My Gorram Sky 
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Thanks, and good luck in Peru (I nearly spelt that Pure...)
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.
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(2) to claim that Paris was lit by electricity before Edison.
(1) to counter that OF COURSE Edison didn't invent light bulbs, but he made them practical.
(3) to say that it all goes back to Ben Franklin anyway and
(2) more to argue that the kudos really should go to Faraday.
(1) and one to say that light bulbs would never have been produced and distributed if it weren't for capitalism
(1) to mention how light bulbs are a capitalist plot to keep us working beyond normal daylight hours
(7) to bring up other examples of unintended consequences of technological change.
(1) to argue that the consequences were not unintended, since capitalism then owned one of the main means of production (light)
(3) to break out the tin foil hats for the anti-capitalist conspiracist
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Please don't think they give a shit.
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