CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #6
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UPDATED: Tuesday, January 2, 2007 15:39
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Mal: Now if you'll excuse us, we'd best be on our way... aw come on don't give me that look
Simon: Your on my foot
Mal: Hmm hard to tell face like yours
Simon: I hide pain well
or
Simon: I want a mighty kids meal
Mal: Only if your good
Keep shiny!
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MAL: Gorram it! Doc, you see which one of 'em farted?
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'Faster! Faster would be better!' - Capt. Mal Reynolds
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Simon: That'll be 380 credits, sir.
Mal: Do whubbaboutwho? Gorramit, Jayne, I told you McProtein was expensive! Pony up!
Jayne: Lesee...live round, empty casing, empty casing, 3 platinum, live round...
OR
Simon: Cap'n, you know, I've always loved you?
Mal: OH GOD! I can't know this!
BWAH!
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Simon: Coffee, tea, peanuts...?
"Don't say 'ka' until you've tried it." Daniel Jackson
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Simon: Will there be fries with that?
OR
MAL: No son, you DON'T get to drive the car!
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MAL: I can't look... Doc, what the heck have I just grabbed hold of!?
or
SIMON: Pst, Captain... I saw what you were doing with that stick last night...
MAL: What? Shut up, man. I don't want the others to know.
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Zoe and Jayne were tight-lipped about Mal's arachnophobia, hoping for a good laugh.
...popping Simon's dislocated shoulder back into place some time later, it was decided that it didn't turn out to be as funny as hoped.
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Quote:
Originally posted by manwithpez:
Mal: On this ship, you are to refer to me as Idiot!, not You Captain!
Spaceballs reference!!
I love my Pez.
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"Do you accept gifts from strange men?" -Brisco
"Well, strange is no problem, but I draw the line at men I don't know." -Dixie
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Mal: What do you mean the door's the other way?
My mama made it!
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"I'm tellin' you doc - don't let River near those damned beans again. Jayne and Zoe can hardly breathe here. When we get back - she'd better be outta gas..."
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"See, this is another sign of your tragic space dementia, all paranoid and crotchety. Breaks the heart."
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