CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #6
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, January 2, 2007 15:39
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Cutting to the chasers this week! ;)
Our winner!
Congrats Mantichorus! Now we have a shot from the BDM...
Mal: Are you propositioning me, Doctor?
Simon: This is not propositioning, this is shock.
Mal: Hard to tell one from t'other, face like yours.
Simon: If it were a proposition, I suspect my mouth would be open wider.
Yeah, that totally gets us going on the wrong foot... 
BWAH!
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MAL: You'll get the remote when I'm good and finished with it, doctor.
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Zoe: *snicker*
Jayne: *swallows laugh*
Mal: This isn't the yoke is it?
Simon: Uh....
Kaylee (OS): Cap'n, what're you doin with my Pocket Rocket?
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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"
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Jayne: Dear God in Heaven, please give me an excuse to bother Mal about not letting me bring grenades...
or
Mal: Do you want to come with us on this mission instead of River?
Simon: Yes.
Mal: Well...you CAN'T!
or
Zoe: Mal, I appreciate you stopping to ask for directions, but we haven't even left the cargo bay.
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Quote:
Jayne excused himself after the whole crew had to listen to a long winded explanation from Simon on why farting in a vehicle is wrong, even if it isn't enclosed.
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Mal: Check it out: First we had that four wheeler mule thing, now we got this hover mule! Thank you MTV's Pimp My Mule!
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Nathan tried for a good Elvis impression, but found his snarl a little lacking.
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Nathan: Whatever, Sean! You can just go on and be mad cause women are going to swoon over my topless scene, and not yours cause Jewel's mauling you like a piece of meat!
Sean: Yes, I can see how women would hate that.
OR
Nathan: Why yes, Sean, I do have the time. It's...Hey, where's my watch? SUMMMMMMER!!!
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Adam: (Whipsering): Sure would be nice if we had some grenades...Sure would be nice if we had some grenades....
Joss: (OS): And, Action!
Adam: GRENADES! Nice and sure they'd be...you know...if we had em'...
Joss: (OS): CUT!
Adam: SHIT!
OR
Simon was more forgiving about Mal taking River on a job when Mal offered him some escargot.
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Mal's attempt to make a shadow puppet Abe Lincoln on Simon's forehead amused no one but Wash.
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Mal: On this ship, you are to refer to me as Idiot!, not You Captain!
More to come...
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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MAN! I was gonna use that pic next Round!! O well....to business...
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Mal, Jayne and Zoe tried to keep a straight face as Simon walked up, complete with a new make-up job done by Wash the previous night after the party.
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SIMON:"What? Is there something on my face?"
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Mal:"I'm sorry, Simon."
SIMON:"No...it's alright..."
MAL:"No Simon...i'm sorry."
CREW:"Wha?...Awww C'mon!"
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Woo-hoo! I won!
Nate finally learns how annoying it is to have a co-star's pants rip on your line.
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Mal proves his love for ETW antiques by playing on a Master System while Jayne and Zoe play the latest edition of the Game Boy.
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SIMON: "Oh, and Captain, if River should start kicking everybodies' ass, here's the words you should say..."
MAL, ZOE & JAYNE: "Mfft!" (surpressing laughter)
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Curb crawling, 25th century style.
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Mal: Simon, in this light, I never appreciated your manly features before...
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Jayne: Are we there yet?
Mal: I've told you all ready, pipe down or I'll turn this Mule around and there'll be no robbin' for anyone!
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First, BWAH! TWG, good one!! :D
Now...
MAL: Doc, I love ya.
ZOE: *snickers*
JAYNE: *snores*
DOC: *speechless*
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MAL: Doc, when this thing hits 88 miles per hour you're gonna...wait, that's not right.
ZOE & JAYNE: *resisting laughter*
=or=
MAL: Watch the hydraulics, esse! Don't you know I'm loco?
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MAL: "Fill 'er up, son, and don't skimp. I've had problems with my vehicles runnin' out of gas before..."
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Simon's latest ill-advised attempt at ghetto slang went down as well as always.
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