Quotes from our beloved Wash *Warning: Spoiler*
POSTED BY: aimingtomisbehave
UPDATED: Thursday, September 21, 2006 23:18
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I know all of you FF fans out there are just as distraught with Wash's untimely demise as I am. So lets take a moment to put down a fav. quote or two for our favorite large semi-muscular cast member to ease our pain. Especially if you dont have any alcohol handy.
"I've been in a fire fight before...well I was in a fire...actually I was fired from a fry cook opportunity. I can handle myself."
"Oh my God! What could it be?! We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?!! Oh that would be me."
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[playing with dinosaur toys]
Wash: 'Yes... this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... this land.
' 'I think we should call it your grave.'
'Ah. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.'
'Hahaha. Mine is an evil laugh.'
and
"I am a leaf on the wind.....WATCH HOW I SOAR"
We're deep in space, corner of No and Where.
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"Oh my god its grotesque! ... oh and there is a thing in a jar"
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You know what's bad? Animal testing.
You know what's worse? Nuclear testing.
You know what's even worse than that? Nuclear animal testing!!! When will they learn?
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"Oh god, oh god, we're all going to die! Well, just me and Book. Damn you, Joss!"
"Could we maybe...vote...on the whole killing people issue?"
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Ya, might want to put a spoiler warning around that
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You know what's bad? Animal testing.
You know what's worse? Nuclear testing.
You know what's even worse than that? Nuclear animal testing!!! When will they learn?
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"Okay. Everybody not talking about sex, in here. Everybody else ... out!"
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"We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero"
"Tell us about the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a ninety pound girl 'cause thats not getting old."
Wash: Didn't she shoot you once.
Mal: Everybody's making a fuss.
(okay maybe more of a Mal funny moment, but Wash assisted)
Kaylee: Tell me I'm pretty Wash.
Wash: Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty.
Wash: 'Cause you're pretty.
Wash: Make sure to call him sir, he likes that.
Mal: Wha?
Zoe: Nothing sir.
Wash gives thumbs up.
I'm done.
-e
"Storms getting worse."
"We'll pass through it soon enough."
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Okay just one more.
River: Hes wearing armor.
Wash: What about his face? Is his face wearing armor?
-e
"Storms getting worse."
"We'll pass through it soon enough."
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I'm going for the one you ended with Aimingtomisbehave:
"Oh my God! What could it be?! We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?!! Oh that would be me."
But I also haveta say, Wash was all manner of jing zi at cursing in Mandarin Chinese. He said it like he meant it, gorramit, and even the longest most swirly convoluted phrases never phased him. You've gotta love and admire that kinda ability with a lingo not his native tongue.
SPOILER:
Curse Joss for ending that bright spirit. Long may Wash fly like a leaf on the wind. *Sobbing.*
Pic courtesy of KellyofLuthien
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I have to agree with ItsaWash that Wash has by far some of the best Chinese phrases, and he delivers them with gusto!
As far as particular lines, I love "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
and during War Stories were he says something like "We won't stop for beers with the fellas!"
Just the way he says "fellas" cracks me up 
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