THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME #12-The Botox Edition
POSTED BY: CunningOrangeToque
UPDATED: Saturday, November 19, 2005 06:31
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as soon as i saw this picture i started laughing. not because of the hilarious captions (hadn't gotten to them yet) or the potential in my mind- but because
mal's got panty-lines.
no joke! go look!
shakespeare: more words than God.
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Wash: "If I look in Mal's ear, I can see right out the other side.."
Jayne: "Cap'n looks like he's about to wrap up. Best start noddin' my head."
"My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."
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The cast of Serenity just didn't know what to make of the new life-size Mal action figure
OR
Mal: Alright everybody, loosen up your arms. We're gonna go through this one more time, now look at the Reaver behind me. Notice the expression on his face - vacant, with a hint of sadness. A drunk who's lost a bet. Now let me see you copy him
Going down the line Wash, Kaylee and Jayne all copy it to varying degrees of success, and then it's Zoe's turn who stands there cold and emotionless
Mal: Zoe, that's excellent
Zoe: Sorry sir, I wasn't paying attention. What did you want us to do?
(sorry it just screamed Shaun of the Dead to me)
Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny
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Mal: Don't move, maybe they won't see us
Zoe: Sir, I don't think its working
Mal: Plan B... someone get naked
Simon: Are you insane?
or
Mal: Reapers, they rape you for hours and hours, cut off your clothes and wear it as cunning hats
Zoe: tell them the rest
Wash: more?
Mal: After they've finsihed that they make you watch Alien Resurrection
Simon: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Kaylee: I think i'm going to be sick
(stole the AR part from Mosquito so i give the credit to them)
Keep shiny!
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ZOE: You're drunk, sir.
MAL: I's not drunk. No, hey, LOOK AT ME! *hic* Issa elefant!
SIMON: I think I'm blind.
WASH: Put it away before the Reavers get hungry.
JAYNE: Reavers?!?
*~*~*
"He's hurting a woman, he really *is* a bad guy... and I wouldn't call him a gentleman."
- Kyle, 9, watching 'Serenity'.
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Mal had some tough questions to face after Seska marooned the crew and took off in Serenity.
or
Wash: Mal, I'm curious as too how you think me hitting two halves of coconut together can replace Serenity?
or
Mal: Jayne, when I say dance...
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you Beeeer Milkshakes!
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MAL: GORRAMMIT! *clicks gun hammer* This is my playground, and I said it is MY turn to use the Oil-drum-sheetmetal slide!
OR
Wash: Wow, I think they really captured him, y'know, captured his essence.
Kaylee: Wherever I go, his eyes follow me.
Jayne: I had more Mudders than he gots Miners...
Zoe: I'm thinkin' these people got a problem with their brains being missing.
Inara: He had a problem with the pillar, now he is a pillar.
Simon: This is what going mad feels like? Huh.
BWAH!
TCM
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Jayne: Wow! This statue of Mal really is a lot better than mine!
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Zoe: Mal, you have a problem. This is for your own good... and ours. You aren't getting back on the boat until you find some bigger pants.
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Malstown
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