OK and now for the 10 WORST movies...
POSTED BY: Chindi
UPDATED: Wednesday, November 30, 2005 08:01
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I am only including movies I saw either in the theater or on HBO/cinemax/showtime.
A.I. - I never felt any sympathy for the boy as he should he was a robot and should have just turned off his emotions. After it was over, I told my wife I would have walked out if I was alone, and she laughed and said she would have walked out, but thought I was liking the movie.
Gattaca - Would have been higher on the list had it not been for the ending. The last 10 minutes were good, the first hour and 45 sucked a$$.
The Promise - May have been the worst ending ever, and the premise leading to the ending was pretty bad too.
(The rest of these were just so bad I am not even going to bother with explanations)
What Women Want
In and Out
The Island of Dr. Morrow
Charlie's Angels
Godzilla
Down and Out in Beverly Hills
Scenes from a Mall
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1. Kill Bill Vol.1
2. Kill Bill Vol.2
3. Harry Potter 1
4. Harry Potter 2
5. Im guessing Harry Potter 3, tho i didnt watch that one
6. Gothika
7. Saw
8. That Arnie film where he gets pregnant, can't currently remember the name
9. Bridget Jones' Diary (shudders)
10. Scooby Doo
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Well, the worst movie I ever remember seeing has got to be "Ella Enchanted". I LOVE the book.. and I have to say that when I saw the movie I felt sick. I've seen some other movies that I didn't much care for.. but I can't say that they're the worst.
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I don't usually watch movies I don't think I will like, but somehow I end up seeing bad ones anyway. So here goes.
1. Blair Witch Project. Supposed to be scary. Just a bunch of whiners running around carrying a camera and swearing. Made me motion sick. Never watch again.
2. The Others. One of the only movies I ever wanted to walk out of. Just terribly boring. They're the ghosts? Wow. So that hasn't really been done already?
3. Rules of Attraction. Very weird, messed up, just ick.
4. Alexander. I really wanted to like this one, I really did, but I just couldn't. After the first half, I was just like, stop the madness.
5. Fight Club. Same as Rules of Attraction. Only redeeming quality was Brad Pitt half nude. Never finished watching it.
6. Harry Potter: Prisoner of Azkaban. Love the Harry Potter books and first two movies. This one made me hate it. Dumbledore a hippy with pajamas? Nuff said.
7. In Good Company. Thought this would be funny. It was so not. Very boring.
8. Shark Tale. It's not terrible so much as incredibly disappointing. Tries to be funny but isn't.
9. Jason 10. I've never watched the first nine, but this was on Movie channel one day, so I watched it. Dear God, doesn't this guy ever die??? Give me a chainsaw, I'll cut him up in little pieces and throw him out the hatch!
10. Pearl Harbor/Miracle. I've never actually watched these, because I've banned them for life. No offense to Americans, but if I watched this yay America yay films, I'd have to stab myself in the eyes. I dislike the fact that American filmmakers don't seem to realize that you can make movies about other countries, that they weren't the only ones in WW II, and that Canada defeated the Soviets eight years before they ever did. I do like Americans. Just a little tired of the filmmakers.
That's all I can think of for now.
I give to you the Seeker of Serenity, the Valkyrie Warrior, the Gourmet Cook and the Truth Scoper.
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Oh yeah, how could I forget
6. A.I. - Respect to Spielberg for what else he has done but this piece of crab... I think I wept for the loss of money I spent on the tickets... I MUST have wept...
7. Junior - the one with Arnold getting pregnant. Is there no end to how much a grown man is willing to humiliate himself?
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These are not all going to be well known films.
1. Forest Warrior - Chuck Norris is in full form in the all time worst movie ever.
2. Dragonstorm - Oooh, made the mistake of watching this turd on SciFi the other day. What was with the costumes? I actually started watching it because John Reese Davies was in it, but turned off half-way through, it was that bad.
3. Pearl Harbour - 'Nuff said, frankly.
4. Oceans 12 - WTF was that? Oceans 11 was miles better.
5. Matrix Revolutions - Not as bad as the critics made out, but it was such a disapointment for me - i almost cried, not because Neo died or was knocked out or whatever the hell happened to him - but because i was so disapointed. (By the way, i loved Reloaded)
-------Huge Fan of:---------
Firefly\Serenity
Farscape
Andromeda (Early Seasons)
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Some of these agree with previous posts but here goes (in no order):
1. Wayne's World 2 (Brilliant TV show and first film but unfunny sequel).
2. Anything with Seagull, Van Dumme, Dolt Lungren and other 'actors' like them.
3. Highlander II (Either enjoy the first film and ignore the second or ignore the first film and still not enjoy the second).
4. Club Dread (Oh dear, oh dear, why did I watch this).
5. The Ring Two (US version. Need I say anything)
6. First Daughter (OK now I'm just embarrassed to say I watched this shite).
7. Batman And Robin/Forever (A fine example of how to **** up a franchise. Should be taught in film classes worldwide).
8. Scary Movie (Only time I enjoyed the Pearl & Dean adverts more than the movie).
9. Most Ben Stiller movies (but not all) (He's Unfunny and basically plays every role the same way).
10. The one with Whatshisname in it. Also stars Thingymajig. You know the one where they do those things and then they go over there.
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Wing Commander: that was a poor excuse of showing the game in a movie format. the cut scenes in the actual game were better than the movie!
Star Wars: 1-3: i am a huge fan of star wars before FF. when i saw these i was excited to see them, when i finally did, i felt my heart was ripped out and stomped on by George Lucas. i did loose some of my respect toward Lucas. 
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone and Chamber of Secrets: i'll admit that it was for little kids, but Christopher Columbus ruined the HP movies for me. I was glad that Alfonso Curiano did the third book because that one was my favorite.
that's good for now. :D
We're deep in space, corner of No and Where.
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1. Any movie made by Tarantino. Admit it!!! He sucks.
2. Harry Potter franchise
3. Alexander-why, oh why wasn't this movie done right?
4. Anchorman-pile of poo
5. Day of the Dead
6. Land of the Dead-Possibly the worst movie I didnt't pay for. I just wanted to leave 30 minutes in, but didn't because there was nothing else to do.
7. Doom
8. Anything staring rap "artists".
9. White Chicks-didn't even have to see it to know it was bad
10. Resident Evil 2
"I aim to misbehave."
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Quote:
Originally posted by 20thCentFoxHater:
8. Anything staring rap "artists".
Get Rich or Die Trying... Hahahaha oh man, I forgot about that one. Sheer genius in my book, I never knew something could make me feel so joyful in my life. Can anyone say '50 Cent- Oscar nominee'?
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