THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME #12-The Botox Edition
POSTED BY: CunningOrangeToque
UPDATED: Saturday, November 19, 2005 06:31
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Hey all!
STARPILOTGRAINGER wins ROUND #11 with:
"Mal was dead set against keeping Simon and River, and Kaylee was just as determined they stay aboard. So, they agreed to the ultimate test of will. It was an old Serenity tradition, started by Jayne. Both parties take off their pants, and whoever looks down first loses the argument. Also fun for spectators."
CONGRATS!!!
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NOW for ROUND #12!!
We find our crew in a startling situation...
MAL:"What? Did Jigglypuff draw on my face while i was asleep or something?"
(my apologies for the pokemon reference, lol, it just popped up. Haven't seen pokemon for YEARS!)
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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Howdy CunningOrangeToque!
Looks like i'm the first to post.
Jayne: I think i see a Booger.
or
Jayne and Mal are both trying very hard not to blink, because they agreed whoever loses the staring contest has to wash ALL dishes, and have you seen very many dishes washed?
The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!!!
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Wash found himself unable to take in anything from the briefing, as that sweet curl which lurked behind Mal's ear was driving him to distraction.
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Jayne: Whoah. It's going up his nose.
Simon: Try not to move...it might become angry and bite you.
Mal: Would someone just KILL THIS DAMN SPIDER ALREADY?!
Not great, but all I got.
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Mal: I hear anything that ain't helpin' me out or takin' your leave, I'll- *faaaaarrrrrrrt!*
Wash(thinking): Don't you dare!
*Kaylee fights the urge to giggle*
Jayne: Gorrammit, Mal!
Zoe: That is NOT a piece of mercy, sir.
Inara: Oh, go se!
Simon(thinking): The Captain really stinks...
OR
Mal(standing proud): I am a teapot! Here is my spout!
Wash: AHHH AHHHH!
Kaylee: He must be some sort of genetic experiment.
Jayne: Them ain't manparts. I'll show you manparts.
Zoe: Sir, I think you have a problem with your weapon being missing.
Inara: So much for the mystery behind the man...
Simon(thinking): I wonder if anyone else saw me looking...
OR
Jayne: Great Buddah! How'd you get the "beans" above the "frank"?!?!
OR
Mal: ...that's right, I ever see a Reaver face to face, I'll eat his pee goo. Yeah, they ain't so--uhh, what're y'all lookin'--there's one right behind me now, isn't there?
Others: Ayup.
Mal: Not my best day ever...
BWAH!
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Mal: Ok, now everybody go hide, I'll count to 100 then come looking for you.
Wash: You can't be serious.
Zoe: He just drew his gun, dear.
Simon: Ta Ma Duh.
Kaylee: Yeap, Now is appropriate. *runs away*
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MAL: Wha? Whaddaya mean my pants aren't tight enough? I spent good money on em!
=or=
MAL: Guys...really, what's behind me? Is it bad? Aw geez, it's bad, isn't it?
=or=
MAL: Eeeny, meeney, miney, mo....
=or=
MAL: Allright! The winner of this week's caption game is... Inara!
WASH: Whaaaaa? But mine was funny and it was...well, funny!
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Simon: C'mon, Captain, pick me. Zoe's got everyone else on her dodgeball team- you need someone on yours!
"Don't say 'ka' until you've tried it." Daniel Jackson
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Mal: Okay, we'll try this one more time before I start shooting people. What's the secret to good dancing?
Everyone: Tappa-tappa-tappa.
Mal: All right then. Play the music.
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