OK and now for the 10 WORST movies...
POSTED BY: Chindi
UPDATED: Wednesday, November 30, 2005 08:01
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5)Brother's Grimm- Stupid movie. It tried to be too complex.
There was a good film somewhere in The Brother's Grimm, it just didn't get made. I suspect if they had dumped the whole stupid French army bit and concentrated on the actual faerie tale portion it would have been a passable, if not spectacular film.
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Double post - sorry!
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I dont need ten Just one has anyone seen the worst movie of all time
Open Water!?
God I thought it was going to be great just because of the reviews but they must have paid off those critics cause that was the biggest piece of crap I have ever seen...it was a non-scary movie that they labeled Horror when there is about ohhh 2 minutes of sharks in the entire 2 hour movie and then they try to make it seem bad and scary by making it rated R when in fact it is a PG movie with a bonus 5 minute full frontal Nude scene anyone who liked this piece of crap should be immediatly carted off to the loony bin And i am not evev sorry if you do like it...cause you got mental issues to deal with, well thats my post I think that covered all tn worst movies with one
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OK her it is... gosh i cant beleve I'm doing this...
The List
First 10 movies that sucked
The Postman- Kevin how could you do somthing like this you were in dances with Wolves and JFK How could you
Waterworld- "Ditto"
Striptease & Showgirls- Both came out at the same time so i put them together. Wanna watch movies with no plot then watch.
Howard The Duck- heres some trivia Executive producer George Lucas spent $2 million on Howard's duck suit!
Star Trek V- #1 was good #2 Was better than one #3 okay #4 okay #5... O god it was number 5!!
Encino Man- Have you watched the movie...dont!
From Justin To Kelly- Hopefully they wont make from
Clay to Ruben
Star Wars Episode 1- half of the movie was about pod racing and Jar Jar Binks had a semi major role.
Star Wars Episode 2- this one was a good movie maybe a 8/10 but Jar Jar Binks spoke
Star Wars Episode 3- You saw JJB once that was enough to kill the movie. Oh and do to my sisters popular demand (this is her acount im just funnier than her a know a hell of alot more about movies) here my mini fan fic of Anakin burning enjoy.
"Ahhhhhh ahhhhhh ahhhh (whats my line again oh yay) ahhhh ahhhh ahhhhhx6. God when will i die feels like 2 hours."
"Uh Anny it has been 2 hours," says Obi-wan
"Don't you dare call me ANNY or i swear i'll...i'll... I'll die faster"
Now the movies that will suck
King Kong- Adrian Brody hahaha dont even get me started. what a great movie to remake(for the thousandth time) and what a great cast...
X Men 3- dont get me wrong i would love if they made a decent x men movie. but the first killed it by throwing the characters out of whack, in the comic Iceman has a major role beast has a major role also ( they are part of the first x men group)
there you go whew
Written bye Cameron Conboy (CAT1620RD's brother)
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Ok 10 worst movies-
1. Urban Legends 2- we were on a school trip and I didn't even make it through half.
2. Thin Red Line- Everyone who making war movies STOP trying to make Saving Private Ryan.
3. Forces of Nature- Ohhh so terribly predictable, I could have stabbed myself with an ice pick.
4. Gigli- I was fed this piece of drivel and I almost vomited.
5. Pearl Harbour- Was there a movie with more historical innaccuracies?
6. Charlie's Angels- No reason i just don't like it
7. Transporter- nothing says snoozville like Transporter
8. The Shipping News- ZZzzzzzzzzzzz
9. The Castle- it's Australian and it's just not funny
10. Wallace and Gromit- they sold out when they made that movie.
The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.
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Raise The Titanic. Shame, because the book was actually good. And you can rarely say that about Gary-Sue Cussler.
Mystery Men. I mean, look at that cast! How could it have turned out to be such a damp squib.
Gladiator. The video I got ages ago still stands where I got fed up. Hasn't even been rewound.
My Big Fat Greek Wedding. That was rubbish. John Corbett? I don't get any filmstar vibes off him at all.
Addams Family 3rd / 2nd sequel. Proof positive of the contempt in which Hollywood holds the public, and the lack of pride some people have for a franchise.
"They loved the other two, let's push out another one. No original cast available? Sod it. Just stick anyone in. Nobody will ever notice."
ANYTHING where anyone, particularly Michael Medved uses the phrase "So bad it's good." Wrong. If it's bad it really is bad. Plan 9 from Outer Space? A waste of celluloid.
The Unspeakable. I'm going to be in so much trouble with Mrs G for dissing a Richard Hatch film, but mercy me, that stank.
I feel bad myself, because Tim Thomerson was in it too, and he did a decent job on his part, unlike anyone else in the cast. And the CGI monster was truly pitiful. You know how the average calculator has more power than the computer on the Apollo missions? The Unspeakable's CGI machine would have been rejected by NASA for utter wimpiness.
Kill Bill. I love Tarantino, his smart scriptwriting, and iron grip on direction and narrative. But there I was, drumming fingers, and waiting for something interesting to happen.
Matrix 2. To much fighting / setpieces, not enough of... anything, really.
Four Weddings and a Funeral. Get over it already. The most unforgiveable thing about this is that it put me right off Hugh Grant and Richard Curtis. So much so that I refused to go near the totally great "Love Actually" until very recently.
G
(No sig. because this has just depressed me.)
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I love so many of people's 10 worsts! :(
Ah well, my bottom 5 (can't think of any more atm)
Catwoman
Battlefield Earth
Event Horizon
Highlander 2
Gigli
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Originally posted by RobNotRick:Quote:
5)Brother's Grimm- Stupid movie. It tried to be too complex.
There was a good film somewhere in The Brother's Grimm, it just didn't get made. I suspect if they had dumped the whole stupid French army bit and concentrated on the actual faerie tale portion it would have been a passable, if not spectacular film.
My thoughts exactly. That's pretty much my whole problem with that movie was the french army.
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I don't watch movies that I absolutely hate. Pretty much any movie that I watch sucks but I don't hate it. Take a look at some of the movies on We and Oxygen and the rest of those horrible stations for some insight into what I can't stand watching. Most of the movies you guys have listed are just sucky entertainment, there's a difference between suck and complete trash.
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Ok, here's my worst list:
Spanglish. This movie bored me to tears, and I wanted the 2 hours of my life back I wasted watching it when it was done.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. This was a movie that I'm still waiting to go somewhere. Too weird for me, but it got good reviews. 
Bird on a Wire. This crappy Goldie Hawn and Mel Gibson movie was so bad, I tried to leave the theater, but my girlfriend (now wife) wouldn't let me. 
Men At Work. The Sheen brothers as trashmen was another I paid good coin to see (on a date), and was sorry I did. I vowed never to watch another Sheen film again after that! 
Hudson Hawke. Bruce Willis singing. 'Nuff said.
Now, I too would have Lord of the Rings as honorable mention, but I'd have to say they aren't the 10 worst films ever, but they just bored me to tears.
I think Kill Bill Vol 1 is so much fun, I've got the Japanese DVD that is unrated, and has a bunch of added stuff, including the House Of Leaves part in color instead of black in white (to get an R rating, the US version had to be B&W).
As for Forest Gump, my rule of thumb is that anything Tom Hanks makes these days is a one and done viewing. You watch it once, and you never want to see it again. Think about it. When was the last time Tom Hanks made a movie that required repeated viewings? Terminal? Gump? Castaway? Please rip out my heart if I ever have to view any of these movies more than once!
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