Destiny: Mayhem, bugs, and foam...(Episode 7)
POSTED BY: CastIronJack
UPDATED: Thursday, November 10, 2005 17:55
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Maritimer. From the Island, not the mainland. Arr.
She had a good sense of humour too.
Evil Safes head turns like an owl. "You won't get away. I'll get you, and yur little crew too!! MWAHAHAHA"
Safe swings his bat, BANG, and spins Evil Safes head around.
Evil Safe "Owww!!" BANG "Hey" BANG "Cut it out!" BANGBANGBANGBANG...BANG... "zztt" BANGBANG...
"Safe."
"Jack, I'm busy" BANGBANGBANG.
"SAFE, you can stop now!!"
Safe reluctantly stops. BANG! Well ok, stops now.
Safe unties Jack and helps him out of the shuttle. "Wait here, I forgot my bat" Safe goes back in the shuttle. BANGBANG...BANG...bang.
Safe exits the shuttle and closes the door to stop the water. Turns and sees Jack shaking his head. "Wha?? I thought I saw him move.."
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
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umm - I'm dressing up as Zoe and am not African/Latino but short heavyset Italian/Irish 
so I really don't think short hair in anyway negates your efforts 
IMESHO anyway! 
And belated Happy B Day Serenity! Did you all make it to the Renfest?
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Flechette - Destiny's Cook
We got Crab and pig tell :Squid ink and fish scale
Okra and dasheen leaves
Chitchat and chatter :Fill up the platter
With a garnish of pure make believe
- Jimmy Buffett's Calaloo
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I did very much make it to the Renn Faire. Watson and Ash came and it was great.
I could actually easily throw a Kaylee costume together. I have all the accessories. I'd have to work hard for River. I don't have anything that's very River-y. No cute little floaty dresses like she's so fond of wearing.
We can definitely do this, but they really didn't give us a whole lot of time.
And thanks for the belated birthday wishes, all. I feel so very loved.
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Serenity hears a banging noise coming from what sounds like a shuttle. She decides to go see what's causing it.
It stops. And then starts again. And then stops.
She reaches the shuttle to find Jack waiting outside.
"Jack! You're found! What happened?"
But before he can answer, there's another BANG BANG BANG and Safe appears at the door.
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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Flechette, please tell me no one has EVER referred to you as "heavyset". If they have, you give me names and I will..."adjust" their way of thinking.
Say this word with me...Voluptuous.. That's right...with a capital V.
You certainly don't strike me (unless I get outta line) as "heavyset".
*steps down off his moral soapbox*
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
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I will have to agree with Safe.
Serious misuse of the word "heavyset"!
We have pictures to prove your loveliness! Don't make me use them.
Now apologize for upsetting Safe and say something nice about yourself.
We'll have none of that self-deprecating talk around here!
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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You Guys Are Simply the Best!!! Thank you both from the depths of my heart and soul.
um OKay - I have really great eyes! All chocolately dark goodness! - How's that Serenity and Safe?
err don't we have a crew in peril? to change the subject?
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Flechette - Destiny's Cook
We got Crab and pig tell:Squid ink and fish scale
Okra and dasheen leaves
Chitchat and chatter :Fill up the platter
With a garnish of pure make believe
- Jimmy Buffett's Calaloo
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Ooooo dark chocolatey goodness...my favorite!! mine are green
and change colour depending on what I wear. Oh well you win some you lose some.
Oh and the Voluptuous desciption comes with a strut. Don't be afraid to use it (that's it, no more What not to Wear for my wife, it's messin' with my head...how 'bout them Patriots?)
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Oh...hi Serenity! I...ummm..was taking care of business..yeah yeah that's the ticket...
Safe ushers Jack and Serenity off before they ask anymore questions.
Lets go see how Amy, Jazaf and Flechette are doin' against the Kimmels. Plus I've got a coupla questions for Dr. Me.
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
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Can I use the Voluptuous Strut, too? Pleeease?
I really am being very naughty today.
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Safe, Jack, I just came from the ammo supply closet and it's been cleaned out. Someone (or something) has all our extra guns, bullets, grenades, all of it! I do believe this is cause for some concern.
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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Sorry all, real life's been filling the time lately. A new job and a misbehaving car'll do that to ya!
Jack wakes up to Destiny's women trying out the various volumptuous struts. Dazed he looks up to see Safe standing over him.
Fractured memories come back to him and he rolls to his feet. He pulls out a Nerf gun and with unerring accuracy nails Safe in the forehead with a Super Glue Nerf Special. He tries to run, but Flechette's cooking holds him still.
Mmmm... Mouth watering goodness...
Hey! I was talking about the brownies! Git yer head outta the gutter!
Jack, Found of Destiny
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Good to see ya back Jack.
I'd offer to help you with your car, but being as how you don't live next door, it would a hollow gesture.
If you get time, you've got some readin' to do. At least read the Sereni-TREE. I've kept you alive...so far, and it's been no easy feat let me tell you.
Ain't no shame in admiring a woman's volumptuous strut..
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
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