The Tranquili-Bush
POSTED BY: thisoddfemme
UPDATED: Saturday, February 11, 2006 19:01
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Quote:
Originally posted by PsychicRiver:
You must be the 5th gyneachologist! Oboe, our cap'n, is a femme!
::Gasp!!!::
Ducky rolls straight back to the bridge after dropping off the shoe, running once again into the captains' leg, probably bruising it more. She rolls backwards from the impact a bit before sprawling out on the floor, taking A DEEP BREATH AND...
...politely saying "I do very much apologize for having misunderstood your illustrious gender madam, or sir should it be so. Seeing as I am currently a Bush and can only be mindless, I was... well... mindless..." Thinking yet again, she yells out suddenly "GORRAMIT!!!" as she speedily rolls back into the kitchen fuming along the way and shouting out many obsceneties, mostly about the "Gorram elusive tranquili-bush."
::waves:: HI!!!
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RefertoMoiasTranquility is very busy.
Having just washed her hair (using her special homemade conditioner that she makes herself) she is now occupied in brushing it.
This is a very important task, because who would want to be seen on their birthday with tangles in their hair? Not RfMaT (quick, I need a nickname!)For now, not only does she have nice, shiny hair, but she has a new pretty birthday dress that matches her pretty butterfly wings.
But little does she know that, as she is occupied with her hair, that a party is being prepared for her downstairs.
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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Quote:
Originally posted by PsychicRiver:
P.S. Bum, your name makes me laugh out loud everytime I see it.
Me too. It's high-larious!
*Bum finishes eating his pancakes and excuses himself from the table. He disappears, but returns an hour later with a bag of Tranquility's favorite Cadbury chocolates (and some Reese's, too) as well as a stack of presents taller than he is.*
Well, that should do it for presents. (For me, at least) Just don't ask where I got the money...
*Drops the presents on a table, dons a flowery, frilly apron and begins making a huge Death By Chocolate cake.*
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*Finishes mixing the cake and dumps the batter into 3 circular cake pans. Plops them into the oven, then gets to the most important part.*
Hey! Who wants to lick the bowl?
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Cake?? Did someone say cake??
This is me after to much cake..and some other.. stuff LOL
Now...Where was I..
Happy birthday to you!
Your horse lost a shoe!
The Blacksmith's in prison...
Cuz he stole a kazoo!
(My favorite version)
And for your gift..
A Simon clone all gift wrapped in his BIRTHDAY SUIT!! 
Couldnt resist that oppurtunity...
Do you love your gift??
"Party in my eye socket and everyone's invited" -Xander
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Originally posted by thisoddfemme:
*thisoddfemme darts from the room, hiccupping raspberry bubbles as she runs.*
'TOF! Wait. er, Toffy, yeah, Toffy,' said the Bush's nurse Simone, 'I’ve got some ipecac syrup in the med bay.'
ClairvoyantStream chases after tof and Simone.
Hazardousat22nd threw himself into one of the vacated chairs and grumbled, 'I had me a date tonight. Now what am I gonna do?'
Oboe shrugged, saying, 'Use the PepsiMilk?'
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identity crisis!!!!!!
txt and 1337 talk is easy, but you, you have just destroyed my brain
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Grenade Ping Pong is pointless as both players loose, unless the grenade is whacked into the crowd, in which case its a lawsuit
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This is the best gift ever!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by Rubbish010:
Can I have one on my bday?
www.thatweirdgirl.com
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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"
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But...his parting is the wrong way...it just looks...odd. Must be cos he's a clone!
Nobody claimed the bowl yet?
I'll take it!
Rubbish, would you care to join me?
PsychicRiver
"Two by two, hands of blue." 
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rubbish010:
And for your gift..
A Simon clone all gift wrapped in his BIRTHDAY SUIT!!
This IS the best gift ever! Thank you oh so much Rubbish-ster!!!
*takes her Simon-clone and goes to her bunk*
TOF-sorry my dear, I love you, but I am NOT sharing. We'll have to get you your own.
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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Dont worry..There's many Simon-Clones to go around each with different.. enhancements. 
And of course, ClairvoiantStream, I'd love to!
*chows down some virtual grub
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Because Dancers are tough,mean...Chicas!! -Summer Glau
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