Destiny: Mayhem, bugs, and foam...(Episode 7)
POSTED BY: CastIronJack
UPDATED: Thursday, November 10, 2005 17:55
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Lexa observes the fleeing Safe with cool(but sexy!)detachment, "What an odd crew," she comments.
Jayne picks up some of the tools that Safe dropped in his 'escape' with a bit of greedy self-interest, "We tried to kill them once."
She raises an eyebrow, "'Once?'"
Jayne watches Safe and Soul trip over each other, "Kind of abandoned it after the chef stole my heart."
A bit of consternation passes over Lexa's face, "Indeed."
"And consistently drained m'batteries..."
"I see."
Wherever Jack is, it's cold and despairing, FYI.
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Back to the story.
Safe gets up, grabs Soul by the elbow and heads towards the Bridge.
Soul,"Mind tellin' me what was so urgent?"
Safe, "We'll deal with that later, lets find Jack."
They round the corner and bump into Dr. Me.
"GORRAMIT!! WILL YOU PEOPLE WATCH WHERE YER GOIN'??" Safe gets up off the floor again. "This is gettin' to be a habit... a very annoyin' habit I've gotta tell ya!"
Dr. Me, "Did I overhear you saying you needed help finding some one? I implanted everyone with locator chips. If you can get a computer up, I can tell you exactly where anyone is."
Edited fer "spellin'"
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
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If one is to mimic 'bad english' or at least southwestern American, 'ain't' and 'ya'll' are staples! 
Such as:
"GORRAMIT!! WILL YA'LL PEOPLE WATCH WHERE YA'LL'RE GOIN'??" Safe gets up off the floor again. "This is gettin' to be a habit... a very annoyin' habit I've gotta tell you!"
Trim off the g's off all the ING's too! And don't be afraid to make yer own contractions!
Nice gotta though, Safe!
Yes, yes, with these simple rules one can sound as flavorfully belligerent as one does desire.
Hmmm... Implanted chips, eh? About the size of a period themselves in a little orange pill bottle with a couple dozen others that Dr. Me was going to put in his Jimmy Kimmel clones? Like the one evil androidic Safe stole and cast to the winds shortly after he stole one of Destiny's shuttles? 
AWAKE THE CLONES!
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Armed with humor and various other implements of dastardly function, TRM's fifty Jimmy Kimmel clones stashed in various parts of the ship begin to rise from their hidden alcoves.
Brainwashed with a contraption of evil Safe's design, the Kimmel clones begin to take out and restrain the crew!
Trebeck, with ninja-like training, begins to take out his allotment of Kimmel clones. Serenity swoons after she does her own in with a few well placed gunblasts!
Ignoring Dr. Me's anguished pleas, the clones continue their work.
Beware the Kimmel clones!
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But Serenity only FAKED swooning because she was out of ammo.
When a Kimmel clone comes in for the kill, she whips out a tazer, jams it into his neck, and fries all his circuitry. He falls down, twitching slightly.
"Sucker." She says, standing back up. Trebeck looks over at her and winks before he kicks another Kimmel in the head.
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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"Well that tears it!! I've had just about enough of these gorram robots!" Safe pulls out his bat.
"It's clobberin' time!" (ya I was going for the cheese factor).
Safe starts swings his bat caving in Jimmy Kimmel heads left right and center, working his way to the lounge area.
Jazef and Ami being there and most importantly a computer control access point.
Safe rounds the corner to the Lounge area and is met with an unusual site. The door to the lounge area is barricaded and outside it gathers a handfull of Jimmy Kimmels. Various utensils protrude from them. Safe stops astounded by the scene, when a yell breaks the trance. A fork whistles out through a gap in the barricade and catches a J.K. in the eye. Sparks fly and the robot slumps to the ground.
Rather than get caught in the crossfire, Safe looks around, finds the air vent he was looking for, pops the cover and climbs in.
At the other end, Safe looks through the grate. Amy stands behind the barricade throwing utensils out at the Jimmies and Jazef sits on the floor, bandaged, with the utensils drawer in his lap, handing them one by one to Ami.
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
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Whoo-hoo! Go Amy!!
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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" Hey - anyone want........."
Flechette scans the various scenes of destruction
"brownies?"
Gulp-
"Um turtle brownies with carmel and pecans?"
"Do I really want to know what happened while I was under medication for 3 wisdom teeth removals?"
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Flechette - Destiny's Cook
We got Crab and pig tell :Squid ink and fish scale
Okra and dasheen leaves
Chitchat and chatter :Fill up the platter
With a garnish of pure make believe
- Jimmy Buffett's Calaloo
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Oooh! Brownies!
*Serenity takes a brownie. It's delicious! And with her other hand, she tazes a Kimmel that tried to creep up behind her and Flechette.*
Glad to see you're doing okay, Flechie!
And no, I REALLY don't want to know about the wisdom teeth.
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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Flechette! Good to see you back.
I can relate. I had all my wisdom teeth taken out. Mine were impacted. Hopitals tell you not to eat 12hrs before hand, then I had to wait & wait. I was soo hungry I could've eaten..well.. Soylent Green.
Some of the stuff you missed was absolutely some of the funniest stuff I've ever read. Be sure to back track and get up to speed.
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
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