Serenity Team Random - Eerie-Ass Thread
POSTED BY: RelFexive
UPDATED: Thursday, October 27, 2005 22:13
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Write for us, please, a story of no less than 50 words, with the title "The Random Elves of Chocolate Land." Post said faerie tale in at least 3 random threads (excluding the Secret Hidey Hole of the Nice Boys and any thread with the word "Serenity" in its title). Post links to threads here.
Couldn't sleep once the story popped into my head, so here it is.
"The Random Elves of Chocolate Land" (apogees to Doug)
The elves of Pixietex were transported to the Land of Chocolate by way of a freak website accident when each of them simultaneously pushed "post my reply" on a reply containing the word "chocolate".
The speed of light was brought into play by this seemingly random act (photons being notoriously mischievous and slippery fellows), when the resulting combination of 1s and 0s dialed the unpublished cell phone number of the local deity. Always a fan of any joke with the punchline "chaos", it created The Land of Chocolate in the twinkling of its eye.
http://www.fireflyfans.net/replymsg.asp?b=2&t=14340&m=196898
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=14225&m=197170#197170
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Feeling very elfin now.
changing things by gettin' all bendy
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Hi all, still off work, but feel slightly better now...
That is until I recieved a summons in the mail...
For not paying my council tax for a house I wasn't living in...
In a city I haven't been too for nearly two years...
Apparently my ex-landlord want's me to pay the council tax for the Illegal immigrants he smuggled into the country...
At least I can't think of another reason why he didn't get the troop of non-english speaking women who damn near had a heart attack when I walked through the front door of the house I was supposed to be living at to pay said council tax.
I'm most upset. I may murder him.
Unless anyone can come up with a more poetic, fitting and long lasting punishment that doesn't involve me killing someone (don't really want to, even if their immoral 
) and won't get me locked up...
Anyway...
Great Initiations one and all...
V. Good.
*Claps*
*picks up large evil looking axe*
Hmmm, yes, this should do the trick...
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you Beeeer Milkshakes!
Even though I might, even though I try,
I can't
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I'm hungry.
"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all..."
I know the secret.
http://www.theshadowdepository.co.uk/index.htm
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*digs through nearly bare cupboards*
Here' have a PayDay, its all I got. Oh and some sort of fuzzy,slightly greyish, bread-that-was.
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Stay good Sean! Stay good!
Yep, I've definitely been reading too much Sluggy Freelance. Very funny online comic, found here:
www.sluggy.com
Start at the beginning. Truuuust me.
Anyway,
Sean, killing your ex landlord with an axe will just cause more problems. And it's very messy. It seems to me that your best bet is to either kill him in a way that makes it look like an accident or seek some sort of judicial justice. Can you go to the county courthouse or something? Dunno how things work over there, what with your crazy parliments and whatnot. 
And this on top of being sick. Poor you! 
Lim, Barb, whomever-very well done. Good for you!
Ballad-ditto. Great job!!! It was a very funny translation, was it not? I'm glad you had so much fun with it!
DreamTrove-Hello! I've seen you around a few threads. You are welcome to the Randomness. But you must be warned-to become an official Member of Team Random, you must complete an initiation task. We will set you one, if you like.
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Civil Court, but it would have to be in Hull, which is in North Yorkshire, which is near scotland than me...
I've paid the Tax plus costs, but I'm getting my damned money back, then I'll think of ways of getting my revenge. Ruining his lively hood comes to mind. Or feeding him to pigs...
Both the same really.
As for sluggy, I wonder if I can summon satan on to his computer...
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you Beeeer Milkshakes!
Even though I might, even though I try,
I can't
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Citizen, just rat his butt out... unless thats not how it works over there. I wouldn't put up with that. But you don't seem to want to anyways, lol
And for my own run ins with the law. My moms got a letter in the mail (for me of course, but since im here in guam..)its a summons for a hearing... for a ticket i got Feb 12 of 04. but this ticket i had alrdy gone and seen the prosocutor and was like "Hey, i'm going ot basic, i can't lose my license from this ticket" and he's all like "Ok you have a *can't think of the word he used* fine, you don't gotta pay but if you get another ticket in the next year it'll come back and you'll get the points on your license and have to pay the fine". So i'm thinking fine, i wont' even have a car for the next year (i was broke see). So they tryed to make me come to a hearing for a ticket I got over a year ago... sooo stooopid *sigh*
and to keep the thread going on random lookie here
from uncyclopedia:
"Randomites
People who say the word "random" too much. "
heres the link
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Randomites
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"It's not that there HAS to be a sequel. It's just that I've got so many IDEAS..."-Joss Whedon
*Andersen AFB, Guam*
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Quote:
Originally posted by N0Skillz:
and to keep the thread going on random lookie here
from uncyclopedia:
"Randomites
People who say the word "random" too much. "
heres the link
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Randomites
Not anymore.
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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Oh ya, go CMS.. I thought about it , but i wanted to put something witty and Firefly like... but that works, oh yes
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"It's not that there HAS to be a sequel. It's just that I've got so many IDEAS..."-Joss Whedon
*Andersen AFB, Guam*
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We could always change it to suit our needs. I thought about putting a link, but I don't know if that's allowed.
Besides, our definition of a Randomite is MUCH better than the one out there.
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