THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME #10-DOUBLE DIGIT LANDMARK!(there'll be swords....you'll like it....)

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UPDATED: Wednesday, November 2, 2005 13:27
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, October 23, 2005 2:53 AM

Doctor: Just because some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at you, it doesn't make you king.
Operative: No, my shiny hat makes me the King of all Londinium.

OR

Doctor: I wonder if you're familiar with the writings of Shan Yu?
Operative: The psychotic dictator? I am. It's about love, point of fact.
Doctor: *gulp*

OR

Operative: I'm your new tailor. That tie & shirt combo has got to go.

OR

Operative: Seems you've got your head stuck up your ass, Doctor. Parliment has sent me here to perform surgery.

OR

Sword: Stop looking at me like that!
Operative: Like what?
Sword: Like you want to lick me.
*Operative grins mischieveously*

OR

Doctor: I think you're compensating for something.
Operative: And soon, you will be too...

OR

Doctor: Strike me down and...umm...I will...umm...become more uhh...more POWERFUL than you can possibly imagine! Yeah, so um...yeah.
Operative: Sorry, but now JOSS is my master!

OR

Operative (in Scottish accent): You head for the exit. I'll take care of the dragon.

OR

Disembodied Joss voice: Wipe them out. All of them.
Operative: Yes, my Master.

OR

Operative(to self): Oooh! I can see my own reflection...by Buddha, am I hot or what?

OR

"Here at BLUE SUN MEDICAL, we understand that life is busy amd that time is worth more than money. So to better serve our customers, we've hired the finest in Rapid Organ Transplant specialists..."

OR

Operative: Can you believe I got this thing for $30 on e-bay?!?

OR

Doctor watches nervously as the Operative sings
"...you do the hokey pokey and you twist the spinal cord around..."

OR

Doctor: But why not a spoon, cousin?
Operative: Because, this isn't 12th century Earth-that-was you twit!

OR

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(I told you I had a bunch more!)

BWAH!
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CHOLLETT

Sunday, October 23, 2005 5:28 AM

Operative: "So I'm being arrested, eh? Ok, but for catching me, I'd like to give you this. It's my very favourite sword, but is it really a sword, or a container of CRAZY PURPLE KNOCKOUT GAS!!!!!!!!!!!"
..........(flick)........(flick).......(flick)(flick)PSSHHHT!!!!(thud)..........

OR

Operative (thinking): "Gee, I wonder what it feels like *stabs* ooOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWCH! WHY?"

OR

Operative: "Shiny swoooord..........shiny swo*.....wait, why are there holes in it?!?!?!? Mathias, you fool! My birthday present is broken!"

I REALLY hope i come up with better. Later.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

CHOLLETT

Tuesday, October 25, 2005 5:37 AM

Operative (watching Zorro): "I could take him."

OR

Today on Emeril, a special guest shows us how to efficiently dice various fruits and vegetables for a nice healthy salad.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

RONAN

Tuesday, October 25, 2005 6:05 PM

Doctor: Nice knife...

Operative: Yeah, you should see the fork that goes with this thing.

CITIZEN

Tuesday, October 25, 2005 6:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Doctor: Just because some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at you, it doesn't make you king.
Operative: No, my shiny hat makes me the King of all Londinium.

I always thought Londinium was an autonomous cooperative...
But your right, the Operative hasn't got any sh*t on him...

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you Beeeer Milkshakes!
Even though I might, even though I try,
I can't

ANGELCRUSHERD

Tuesday, October 25, 2005 7:05 PM

Joss you fool, nobody is going to buy my character... No black man who isn't a vampire is going to wield a sword. Look, everyone else gets to use those cool guns, just give me one and I'll prove myself. Even the gorram crazy chick gets a gun, this is ridiculous. I'm writing to my congressm- Yes doctor, give me those records. Give me those records or I will punch you in the back and stab you with my sword. It's something to do with nerves, I'm sure you'll understand. Scene? All right, as I was saying Joss, I'm telling my congressman, this is unconstitutional.

MONTANAGIRL

Tuesday, October 25, 2005 7:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Doctor: Just because some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at you, it doesn't make you king.
Operative: No, my shiny hat makes me the King of all Londinium.

I always thought Londinium was an autonomous cooperative...
But your right, the Operative hasn't got any sh*t on him...

We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune, we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week ...

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"Do you accept gifts from strange men?" -Brisco
"Well, strange is no problem, but I draw the line at men I don't know." -Dixie

CITIZEN

Tuesday, October 25, 2005 7:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Doctor: Just because some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at you, it doesn't make you king.
Operative: No, my shiny hat makes me the King of all Londinium.

I always thought Londinium was an autonomous cooperative...
But your right, the Operative hasn't got any sh*t on him...

We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune, we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week ...

You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship.
A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes...

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you Beeeer Milkshakes!
Even though I might, even though I try,
I can't

CITIZEN

Tuesday, October 25, 2005 7:27 PM

In honor of the receant python:
Doctor: Excuse me.
Operative: None shall pass.
Doctor: What?
Operative: None shall pass.
Doctor: I have to get to my study...
Operative: I move for no man!
Doctor: I'll call security.
Operative: I am invicible!
Doctor: Your a bloody loony...

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you Beeeer Milkshakes!
Even though I might, even though I try,
I can't

REALLYKAYLEE

Tuesday, October 25, 2005 8:09 PM

Quote:
Disembodied Joss voice: Wipe them out. All of them.
Operative: Yes, my Master.

HIGH-larious! oh golly, gotta share that one with everybody!!!

and one of my own creation:
Op: they make a psychyatrist get psychoanalyized to get certified but they don't make a surgeon get cut on. That seem fair to you?

shakespeare: more words than God.

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