CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #2
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, October 25, 2005 02:44
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Quote:Huzzah!
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Okay, so it's gonna take a bit longer than planned to fix my ruttin' computer, so I am gonna continue C2T in a slightly less shiny fashion (no cool graphic editing).
Here is the first C2T Winner! MANTICHORUS!!!
PATIENCE: "Mal, Zoe. Where are your horses?"
MAL: "...Jayne turned them into steak."
Hi-larious stuff!...
I won! ...Do I need to get in touch with you for anything to do with the last CT I won?
JAYNE: "Mal! Do I haveta keep holdin' this guy? I'm sure he's got--"
PFFFT!
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"If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation." Jean Kerr.
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MAL: Oh god, Jayne, I can't know this!
or
JAYNE: That's right! You clean them boots like they ain't never been cleaned before!
FED(in whiny Simpsons char voice): Um, sirrr, I don't they have ever been cleaned before!
GUY IN WHITE: Uh, he missed a spot...
or
JAYNE: Oh, diss the BDM, will ya? Fans are a bunch a pansies, eh? I'll show you fer posting bad reviews!
-Taylor
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River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."
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My caption is inspired by Slaythis' post:
*bump*
(The sound of a head hitting floor.)
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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.
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Jayne swore by the effectiveness of his technique, but Mal couldn't watch. It was just so...gay.
Mary
Always a beast, never a burden. 
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Jayne took every opportunity flex his creative muslce when Mal wasn't looking.
Love your job and you'll never work a day in your life.
Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mantichorus:
Huzzah!
Well you won one of the 9 door prizes, so if you want me to mail it to you, you need to email me with your mailing address.
tenthcrewmember@gmail.com
BWAH!
TCM
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Jayne(singing): You put the limey in the coconut and shake it all up!
Mal: Gorram'it Jayne, don't tell me how you managed that over there!
Stay Shiney!
"Everybodies a genius in some way or other, just many a folk is doing the wrong job so they looks like idiots!" Lyra
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MAL:"Jayne, you don't have to beat up every guy who has more facial hair than you do...."
JAYNE:"Gorrammit Mal!Shut it, white robe man, you're next!"
OR
Seeing as Mal said he couldn't bring grenades, Jayne decided to take out his frustration while Mal wasn't looking.
OR
MAN UPSIDE DOWN:"Do you know what the definition of a moron is? It's someone who..."
*crack*
JAYNE:"Can kick your @$$?"
OR
JAYNE:"I wanna have my firetruck toy back.....!"
MAN:"I'm telling you, i don't have it!"
OR
MAL:"Jayne what are you doing?"
JAYNE:"Uhh....we're playing house."
MAL:"And he's upside down because...."
*beat*
JAYNE:".,...ummm....Roman Polanski's house...."
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more to come!
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Jayne: What you thought I was gonna stand around and let River be the only one to have fun in the BDM?!
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"It's not that there HAS to be a sequel. It's just that I've got so many IDEAS..."-Joss Whedon
*Andersen AFB, Guam*
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JAYNE:"OHH!!MAL!!Can i get these brown pants?"
MAL:"No."
OR
JAYNE:"Hey shopkeep!How much for these pants?"
SHOPKEEP AT BACK OF PIC:"Umm...10 credits?"
MAL:"Sorry about him"
OR
JAYNE:"Teehee...."
MAL(to shopkeep):"Sorry you had to see him during his CRAZY TIME."
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Just in case others are interested, Round #10 is up!
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