Favorite Quotes

POSTED BY: UnregisteredCompanion
UPDATED: Saturday, October 22, 2005 09:54
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UNREGISTEREDCOMPANION

Thursday, October 20, 2005 7:14 PM

How about using this thread to post your favorite quote..movie or tv. Lots of newbies stopping by daily and they might appreciate the resource.

Here are some of mine...

Inara -
"I wish you hundreds of fat children."

"In your lonely pathetic dreams."

"I only fell is all."

Kaylee -
"Did you hear what that purple belly called Serenity?"

"No call to be snappy."

Mal -
"Go play with your rain stick"

"This here is a recipe for unpleasentness"

Jayne -
"I'll be in my bunk."

~~~~~
"Funny and sexy. You have no idea. And you never will."

KWICKO

Thursday, October 20, 2005 7:29 PM

Mal (to Jayne): "My days of not taking you seriously are definitely coming to a middle."

Jayne (reading Simon's diary): "Dear Diary: today I was arrogant, and my sister was crazy. Dear Diary: today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."

Grrrrr. Arrrgghh.

JUBELLATE

Friday, October 21, 2005 12:08 AM

Mal: "Oh, I'm going to the special hell"

Jayne: "You threw a riot...on account of me...*sniffle, hugs both of them*"

Kaylee: "You think they have boy whores?"

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule. – H.L. Mencken

WASHBURN

Friday, October 21, 2005 12:31 AM

Wash:
(to Jayne from Serenity pt1, tv series): Oh they wouldn't arrest me.....I'm just the pilot
(To Mal during War Stories): See! See! There's obeying going on right under my nose!

Mal: WAAAAA.....it's a warrior yell....strikes fear into.

Jayne (to Mal from our Mrs. Reynolds):*cocks large ass gun* You never take me seriously
Mal: Well I aim to take ye a mite more seriously now.
Jayne: This is the *rattles off the guns name* the most powerful gun in the 'verse...I call her Vera....I offer her to you in trade fer yer wife.
*Mal stands there flabbergasted*

Just a few of my favorite ones

SMOKE

Friday, October 21, 2005 1:42 AM

There are so many awesome quotes so i'm only going to say my favorite lol

Villager(to Mal): The girl is a witch.

Mal(to Villager): Yeah, but she's our witch.

lol funny and so true.

MEANGOLDFISH

Friday, October 21, 2005 1:53 AM

[from OiS]
Simon: Are you Alliance?
Early: Am I a lion?
Simon: What?
Early: I don't think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though - I have a mighty roar.
Simon: Ummm, I said 'Alliance'.
Early: Oh. That's weird.

UNREGISTEREDCOMPANION

Friday, October 21, 2005 3:07 PM

Mal - "Am I getting any prettier?"

Inara - "This is just a moment in time. Step aside and let it happen."

and my new favorite...

Mal - "You're my kind of stupid."

~~~~~
"Funny and sexy. You have no idea. And you never will."

FALLENANGEL

Saturday, October 22, 2005 4:15 AM

Jayne- "Testing. Captain, can you hear me?"
Mal- "I'm standing right here. "
Jayne- "You're coming in good and loud, too. "
Mal-"'Cause I'm standing right here."

Mal- "Kaylee, what the hell's going on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

Oh yes those bothersome space monkeys.

BookIf- "You take sexual advantage of that girl, you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell, a level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."

River- "No power in the 'verse can stop me."

Kaylee- "Everyone's got somebody. Wash, tell me I'm pretty."
Wash- "Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion."
Kaylee- "Cause I'm pretty?"
Wash- "Cause you're pretty."

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"I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."-Wash.

LITTLEONE

Saturday, October 22, 2005 4:48 AM

Jayne: "Ten percent o' nuthin' is -- let me do the math here -- nuthin' inta nuthin', carry the nothin' ..."

Jayne: "Yeah, 'cause sick people are hi-larious."

Simon: (upon seeing a statue of Jayne) "This must be what going mad feels like."

(more of the Jayne statue)
Wash: "I think they captured him, y'know. Captured his essence."
Kaylee: "He looks sorta angry, don't he?"
Wash: "That's kinda what I meant."

Kayle: (bobbing around) "Everywhere I go, his eyes keep following me."

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This must be what going mad feels like.

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Saturday, October 22, 2005 9:54 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by UnregisteredCompanion:
How about using this thread to post your favorite quote..movie or tv. Lots of newbies stopping by daily and they might appreciate the resource.

River:I swallowed a bug.

Kaylee: Been goin' on a year now and I ain't had nothin' twix'd my nethers that were'nt run on batteries.
Mal: Guhaa

I can not know that!
Jayne: I could stand here and listen some more.

(edit: lousy spelling)
(edit#2: misquoted the captain)
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