CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #2
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, October 25, 2005 02:44
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Okay, so it's gonna take a bit longer than planned to fix my ruttin' computer, so I am gonna continue C2T in a slightly less shiny fashion (no cool graphic editing 
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Here is the first C2T Winner! MANTICHORUS!!!
PATIENCE: "Mal, Zoe. Where are your horses?"
MAL: "...Jayne turned them into steak."
Hi-larious stuff! Now here's a nice scene from our BDM involving Jayne and some local color!
JAYNE: Gorramit! I ain't had coin in weeks, now GIMME!
*Jayne shakes man until money falls out of his pockets*
ZOE(OS): Jayne, we're here to rob the place, not bully it.
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There are a few people from the original Caption Tightpants winner's list who haven't contacted me yet for their prize! So here's the list again:
Caption Tightpants Grand Prize Winner:
RYCE
CT#43 Winner:
CUNNINGORANGETOQUE
The 9 Bonus Winners:
Wiccanslyr
Succatash
Veteran
GwenHarker
Pumamanredux
Mantichorus
TheRealMe
StarPilotGrainger
Kaylee4Simon
if those Browncoats would please contact me via the "email me" in my profile (this will verify who you are), I can make arrangements to send you your prizes. If you've ALREADY emailed me, don't worry, I'll be mailing out your prize this weekend ,unless I've already mailed it!, such as CunningOrangeToque seen here:
Which reminds me. I know I didn't promise any swag for this game, but I'm thinking I will anyway. So again, I will draw a prize winner when the BDM DVD is released and they'll get their choice of any item on my Cafe Press site!
Now, as sure as I know anything, I aim to see you caption!
BWAH!
TCM
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JAYNE: Gorramit this is fun! Ain't beat up a guy fer his lunch money since I was in school...for, like, a couple days!
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River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."
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It is finally revealed that instead of fighting in the war, Jayne was actually part of Bela Karolyi gymnastics team.
Keep shiny!
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Quote:
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Guy in white : Woah dude! You ever thought about joining the circus?
Fed (upside down) : Don't help me, I wanna see how long I can stay like this for.
Jayne : Mal? What is this guy doing?
Mal : He's just the preview. Wait till you see what River can do in a bar!
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"If nothing we do means anything then the only thing that means anything is what we do"
"This is the Captain. There's a litle problem with our entry sequence, we may experience some slight turbulance and then explode."
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Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doo
You better not mess with Serenity's crew
Oompa Loompa Doompadah Dee
Jayne won't take it well if you disagree
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Simon(OS): That is not how you perform the Heimlich maneuver on someone!
Jayne: I know. But this is more fun!
OR
Jayne: Hey, Mal! Let's make a wish!
Mal(in thought): I wish you'd stop using my name at every heist!
BWAH!
TCM
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Mal: Jayne, I thought I told you to use a plunger!
Jayne: I don't get what a toilet's doin' out here in the middle of the room anyways.
Wash(OS): Every planet has they're own weird traditions!
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Hah!
TCM - are you sure you have to be disqualified from winning?
P.S. I believe that, according to some schools of thought, the 'jayne' maneuver is probably more effective than the Heimlich.
Of course, there are other schools of thought.
Shiny!
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