Archer is one kind of sumbitch or 'nother
POSTED BY: Sarahetc
UPDATED: Saturday, May 31, 2003 03:16
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Dude, I'm glad I didn't give you Maniac's cell phone number. Please join the new Fox Universal Club of Kindness. You'll be happier, and you'll get your own horse-head on a stick! You can jump around with it between your legs and stuff.
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You're just jealous because I got my own thread.
Can I make 'neigh' sounds as I jump around?
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The Fox Universal CLUB of Kindness is really more like a very dull axe, as we all know.
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LOL. Sure, just make sure to bow whenever Sarahetc looks at you. Otherwise, no one cares if you make horse sounds.
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Archer is an evil minion of Satan. It is beyond being a sumbitch. He is a limb of evil second only to Niska. He has taken my tenderest feelings as a neophyte author and trampled them to dust beneath his heavy hobnailed boots. He is "a horrid, evil beast as an editor and he always make me cry and stuff."
Besides he has impugned the honor of Canton, Ohio which (and I know from personally having visited there and heard it with my own ears) actually has a symphony orchestra. Not a good one but an orchestra, nonetheless. (See mom that money wasn't wasted on law school, I can use nontheless in a sentence!)
Honor must be avenged, only more of more of Cafferty and friends will assuage our thirst for blood!!!
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I've only had tequila once, but I was already so schnockered that I don't remember it having a taste. I remember the taste of salt and lime though...
And come to think of it, the last time I was around anyone drinking tequila, was my first introduction to "body shots" last year. Guess who the body was.
Any gal here ever have to take her bra off in the bathtub because you didn't want to get salt all over the floor?
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“It's a real burn, being right so often.”
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D-82- Second.
SECOND?
Alright, how many ears do I have to cut off to get some respect around here?
I've tortured my in-laws before, for MUCH less provocation.
And I don't use some fakey accent and jackassed grammar to seem all menacing. I just say "Ah'm gonna have to whittle on you some, fella, don't you wiggle none." and it communicates perfectly clearly.
When I'm really feeling like threatening somebody, I say "That's it. You ain't gonna talk, well then. Ah'm gonna sing Dancin' in the Dark."
Which, when pronounced properly comes out "You can't start a faaaahre, you can't start a faaaahre without a spark, this gun's for haaaahre, even if we're just dancin' in the dark!" Kinda has a bluegrass sound when I do it.
As for the editing biz... how many times do I have to tell you to try to inject some gorram accuracy into your work? I wear the new model combat boots, thank you. Not a single damn hobnail in them. Rookies!
Take somebody under my wing, try to gently inspire them to greater heights, and they say I'm second.
(On a side note, I've gotten queries about when you're gonna put up the next story. Your audience is demanding more product, ma'am.)
(Another side note: The new combat boots are as nifty as advertised. Lightweight (for combat boots) breathable, snug and comfy and wonderous things.)
As for the whole thing in Canton, the less spoken of that, the better. I'll tell you one thing, I'm never hauling another load from the Federal Mint down there to Canton for as long as I live.
(In fact, I'm not hauling any loads from the Mint these days. Gorram over-reacting bastards.)
Koffee- Hmm. Must've been too busy torturing in-laws and missed that show. Damn.
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Shan Yu was an amateur.
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Originally posted by Succatash:
LOL. Sure, just make sure to bow whenever Sarahetc looks at you. Otherwise, no one cares if you make horse sounds.
Still trying to figure out what this means.
Sarah.
p.s. Lord help me, I'm just not that bright.
I'm a dying breed who still believes, haunted by American dreams. ---Neko Case
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Quote:Quote:
Originally posted by Succatash:
LOL. Sure, just make sure to bow whenever Sarahetc looks at you. Otherwise, no one cares if you make horse sounds.
Quote:
Originally posted by Sarahetc:
Still trying to figure out what this means.
Sarah.
The mind fairly reels.
I'm bowing, but you just can't see it.
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Sarah, Archer said, "Can I make 'neigh' sounds as I jump around?"
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