Funny things heard in the Audience

POSTED BY: AngelicAngel
UPDATED: Friday, October 14, 2005 05:12
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EVILBUNNIES

Sunday, October 9, 2005 8:19 PM

The last time I went, there were about 10 other people besides me. Not the crowd I wanted, but then again, it was the 4:30 show. Needless to say, there was a Browncoat a few seats down from me, who brought a friend who didn't seem too excited at first.

The most obvious laughter parts were Kaylee's "neathers" line and "hell with this. I'm gonna live!" River peaking her head through the vent at the end also earned a few chuckles. There was the obvious laugh at Wash's last "I'm a leaf on the wind", followed by the expected gasps. The Browncoat in my row, who sounded like he hadn't seen it yet, swore in chinese when it happened. That was kinda nifty.

He also blew his nose at the

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funeral part.

At least I wasn't the only one crying.

I was the only one to stay for the end credits, though I did leave in the middle of the theme song, because the theater employees were standing there waiting to clean up. Stupid people, not letting me finish my theme. I did, however, hum the rest of the song as I walked out.

I'm going again tonight, so maybe there will be better stories.

Mal: Define interesting.
Wash: Oh god, oh god, we're all gonna die?

SQUISHABLE

Sunday, October 9, 2005 8:27 PM

Slowly. I would have s..l..o..w..l..y.. dis em bow eled them. And then stuck around to explain to their folks why it had to be done, and how to avoid such things happening to any of their other children.

Personally id kill them very very quickly, no way would i want to miss any serenity time, people like that just arent worth it.
Some would say killing is a bit harsh, removal of vocal chords is quich, less messy, and teaches them a valuble lesson. Allowing them to grow as human beings.

THEREAVER

Sunday, October 9, 2005 9:25 PM

When

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Wash died

I shouted BASTARD!

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I'll rape you to death.
I'll eat your flesh.
I'll sew your skin into my clothes.
If you're very very lucky, I'll do it in that order - TheReaver

CANDRA

Sunday, October 9, 2005 9:46 PM

funny (but true)response to Kaylee and Simon kissing at the end ... "don't fall in love - Joss will just kill one of you!"

Seiously, my fourth time seeing the BDM was in a crowd on non-Browncoats. They laughed a lot at the appropriate moments and were appropriately awed, suspenseful, and sad at others. It's good to know that "newbies" get it.

Keep flying y'all.

Candra

LOSTINTHEVERSE

Sunday, October 9, 2005 10:10 PM

right after:

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The crash landing where serenity gets destroyed, I heard "My boat?! WHY???"

and when they show:

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River surrounded by dead reavers with the dripping axe and spear, my GF said "I am so aroused right now..." to which I added "oh... good fight..." (in the vein of "oh... good bible" and "oh... good myth").

~ Lost In The 'Verse

"About a year before we met, I spent 6 months on a moon where the primary form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to god. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled!"

PSYCHICRIVER

Sunday, October 9, 2005 10:48 PM

For some reason tonight, the audience laughed at this...

Mal: I don't murder children.
The Operative: I do.

*Audience laugh*

I was like...:-|

Sick much?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

"I love Matt, he's great!!" Summer Glau, re me!

WASHBURN

Sunday, October 9, 2005 11:00 PM

I took two of my friends for my 1st time seeing the film who were non-browncoats and during the final flight scene with the Reaver/Alliance battle I was yelling out in chinese (unknowingly) "fly you bastard fly". Afterwards some fellow browncoats saw me and laughed and slapped my back.

During my 2nd viewing of the movie I went with a whole group of guys from a local LAN center who were ALL browncoats...we had 40 strong rolling in, well when we got inside the 6 girls behind the counter were singing the theme to firefly.....we had an impromptu karoake in the concession area singing that song.

The 3rd time I went I ended up near this family. The parents were definately Browncoats as they were explaining the 'verse to their kids (prolly 13 and 15) well they got to the last scene where the doors open and there stands River.
the oldest son mumbles........."damn that girl can kick ass and look good doing it" to which the dad replies "yeah, wish yer mom was more like that" I died laughing in my popcorn

My 4th time seeing the film was uneventful until about the line by Kaylee about her twitching netehrs these 4 girls behind me started giggling until one of the girls said REALLY loudly "I KNOW THE FEELING HUN!!!" Asked her out right after the film.

I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar.

See! See! There's obeying going on right under my nose!

PIFFLE101

Friday, October 14, 2005 12:43 AM

Gonna go see it again tonight..will report.
Because Dancers are tough,mean...Chicas!! -Summer Glau

UNICORN

Friday, October 14, 2005 2:14 AM

None of my screenings (5) have had anybody yell "noo!" but at two of them there were these shocked, horrified screams, so I knew for sure then that I was seeing it with Browncoats or FF veterans who were seeing it for the first time.

There is no such thing as a weed.

SCYTHE404

Friday, October 14, 2005 2:28 AM

SPOILER

Every show i went to (been to four) so far, with only one having more than me as a browncoat, got big big gasps of shock at Wash's death.

WASH: I am a leaf on the Wind!
GIANT SPIKE: No, you're a leaf pinned to a chair.

One funny one i got was during the fourth one i went to last Sunday. A girl in the row behind me, who i could tell was a fan, and seeing it for the first time, had very much love for our BDH - and didn't like the Operative.

Wasn't annoying, but every time he came on screen she was like "God i hate that guy!" "Oh no!" "Kill him! Kill him!"

Or maybe she just hates Chiwetel.

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