CAPTION TIGHTPANTS 2 TIGHT!
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, December 28, 2006 03:42
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Yay welcome back captain Slack Britches!
The annual polo players square dance was always a riot.
Or
Mal: Look, it's simple! It's step, step, slide, jump, step, spin, Jazz hands! You'd find this alot easier if you got off the horses...
Or
Zoe was sure that the strippers were better at her hen night before they got the horses...
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"Make me one with everything."
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MAL (pointing): Look! Air!
*gunfire ensues*
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River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."
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Mal: Now I want to see those spirit fingers!
(dear and fluffy lord, did I just do a Bring It On crossover?)
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Zoe: So we're just gonna walk away, Sir?
Mal: Well, I had thought of pissin' myself, but walking is good.
BWAH!
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After breaking the huddle, the Whitefall team is looking to run on first and ten.
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Mal: So this is it, Zoe. Here's how it ends. Can't see no way of surviving this one. Any last words or confessions?
Zoe: Well sir, sometimes I get Wash to dress up in a big brown coat and give me orders. And if you've noticed that your pants seem a little tighter every time you put them on, it's because I've found a way to shrink them by...
Mal: Nuff said, Zoe. We'd best pray we don't somehow get through this. Things could get awkward.
Zoe: Yes, sir. Sorry. Sir.
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"She was naked, and all ... articulate."
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Mal: Gorrammit. I thought we was gonna play water polo.
Patience: You just ain't very bright, boy.
Zoe: And here I was looking forward to seeing you in your Speedos, Sir.
BWAH!
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Patience: Relax. I'm not going for a gun or anything...Just freshening up.
Mal: Do you honestly think thats going to work on me woman?
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Mal: It's pure, Patience. Genuine A-grade cilantro. One of those'll garnish a family for a month. Longer, if they don't garnish their kids too well.
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Patience: C'mon, Mal, git outta my way!
Mal: Funny, I ain't heard no MAGIC PASSWORD yet. Have you, Zoe?
Zoe: No sir.
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Mal: So.
Patience: So.
Mal: Well where's the money?
Patience: Where's Jayne? I mean the cargo?
Mal: *looks at Zoe then back at Patience* What's that about Jayne?
Zoe: *whispers to Mal* I got a bad feeling about this, Sir.
Jayne: Gorrammit Mal, that ain't Patience. It's Stich! God Mal... Not even Patience is that ugly.
Patience (Really Stich): Are you ok, boy?
Mal: *sarcastic tone*... Shiney.
"I'm a leaf in the wind. Watch as I soa-" 
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