Fun things to do aboard Serenity!
POSTED BY: Melee
UPDATED: Friday, May 30, 2003 14:49
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1) Replace all the coffee on board with decaf. Then replace all the space-asprins (or whatever) with extra-strength caffine pills.
2) Switch the flow of the fresh-water and sewage tanks.
3) Put acne-causing agents in Inara's makeup case.
4) Draw fake mustaches on all the pin-up girls in Jayne's bunk.
5) Replace Book's Bible with a copy of the Koran.
6) Put Icey-Hot in Jayne's "Hand" Lotion.
7) Super-glue all the coffe mugs to the table.
8) Replace the weights on the bench press with foam replicas, then bench 800 lbs. in front of Jayne.
9) Nail Simon's door shut.
10) Rewire the navigation beacons to broadcast "Captain Tightpants on board" repeatedly.
Umm, that's all I can think of right now. Time to get back to work.
-The SpAz
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What I'd like to do most likely involves me going to that "special hell". 
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“It's a real burn, being right so often.”
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What I'd like to do involves locking the good Doctor and myself in one of the passenger rooms for about a week. and would probably end up sending me to that “special hell” too. But hey, Koffee, you and I can hang out down there.
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Aristotle
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Originally posted by Kaythryn:
But hey, Koffee, you and I can hang out down there.
Shiny!
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“It's a real burn, being right so often.”
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Got a couple more:
Make it so that Wash's controls only lets him play Pong
Turn the unused shuttle into a game room
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Techboy wrote:
Thursday, May 29, 2003 08:02
Make it so that Wash's controls only lets him play Pong
Wash's control does only play Pong.
He's really good at Pong.
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Pong is fun.
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I LOVE the suggestions here. I guess that special hell may OR may not be in store for me for saying this, but can we just list ship personnel (in the order we wish) as part of this list or is that just too easy and/or crass? I can think of at least 3 for myself...
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Posted by Spiderfish13:
...can we just list of ship personnel (in the order we wish) as part of this list or is that just too easy and/or crass? I can think of at least 3 for myself...
You're a genius. (And I mean that in a good way). I was going to start a thread just like this last night.
You're not Mag in disguise are you?
Here's how I'd order them, starting with the best:
1.Simon
2.Wash
3.Kaylee
4.Jayne
5.Inara
6.Zoe
7.Mal
8.River
9.Book
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Aristotle
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Why thanks! I am not Mag in disguise (I'm not even sure who Mag is, actually). How would I order them... hmmm. I have to think on this for a while. I know it would look something like this:
Mal (tightpants - heh heh)
Jayne (becaue I LOVE adam)
Inara
Zoey(sp?)
Kaylee (OMG - I almost forgot Kaylee!)
Wash
River
Simon
Book (LOVE him - but would really just want to "cuddle")
p.s. Hope you all don't mind if I make myself home here. I used to post at buffistas.org (there was a GREAT Firefly message board going there up until early in the day yesterday, when the site was brought down for reasons not known or understood by me - pout sob stomp grrrrr).
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