CAPTION TIGHTPANTS 2 TIGHT!
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, December 28, 2006 03:42
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Right, so now that the BDM is out and [spoiler deleted for the protection of those lamers who haven't seen it yet - jk!]. Here is the next generation of Caption Tightpants...
Caption Tightpants 2 Tight!
Take a look at our final winner for the original CT series!
Hi-larious! Now for an intricate plan that involves Serenity! Well, the original episode anyways...
Patience: Mal, boy, you just ain't very smart. When I brought the boys out here to the drive-in to see Serenity I wasn't expecting a re-enactment... *clicking gun hammer*
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You are a leaf on the wind, watch how you caption!
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Oh, and I know some of you have been patiently waiting for the final prize drawings...so here are the winners!
Grand Prize Winner:
RYCE
CT#43 Winner:
CUNNINGORANGETOQUE
The 9 Bonus Winners:
Wiccanslyr
Succatash
Veteran
GwenHarker
Pumamanredux
Mantichorus
TheRealMe
StarPilotGrainger
Kaylee4Simon
if those Browncoats would please contact me via the "email me" in my profile (this will verify who you are), I can make arrangements to send you your prizes...RYCE, please visit my Cafe Press site and choose any item on it for your prize.
Thanks again to everyone for making this a great pasttime until the BDM arrived! And because I am so grateful, I am continuing with the new installment!
BWAH!
TCM
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Wow! I feel so honored! TCM-I can't find your email address in your profile. Mine is kkleesp@wam.umd.edu
And now on to the brand new Caption Tightpants Part Deux *warning this may have a slight spoiler in it for the very few of you who have not seen the movie*:
Nathan: Hey, now, I have no say in what happens in the script, so don't get all up in arms at me about killing off characters. Hunt down Joss about that one.
No power in the 'verse can stop me!
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It's the "message me" link in the lefthand column, but posting the email addy works here too I s'pose. ;)
Mal: Two-fry. Nice hat.
Two-fry: Thanks.
Mal: TWO-FRY. Nice hat.
Two-fry: Ummm...thanks!
Mal: TWO-FRY NICE HAT!
Two-fry: WTF, dude? I said thanks already.
Jayne(on transmitter): Now girl, that is downright dirty...
Mal: Zoe, where in the sphincter of hell did Jayne find a prostitute in the hills? At this hour?
BWAH!
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ZOE: Sir, this isn't what I imagined when you said let's go see the drag races.
=or=
MAL: Okay, first of you to make it to San Francisco with the mail gets the contract!
=or=
PATIENCE: Where's your horse, boy?
MAL: Wha? Wait, you said to meet you here with the goods. You never said anything about horses!
PATIENCE: Mal, you idjit! How does it look meeting out here all dramatic like *without* horses?! Now I remember why I shot you last time!
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River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."
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Zoe: Well to be fair, sir, you didn't say what kind of race.
or
Mal: I didn't bring enough flowers for all you boys. So some of you are going to have to share.
A little Animal House love never hurt anyone.
"There are no obstacles. Only challenges."
--Groove
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Mal: See that fly on yonder hill?
Patience: Uh, no.
Mal shoots the fly *blam!*
Fly (in the distance): AIeeeeee...
OR
Mal: Okay, the horses I get...what's the deal with the gunhand on the Bobcat?
Zoe: Equal Opportunity Employment, Sir.
Mal: Huh?
Zoe: Alliance regulations regarding the handicapped...Patience has to meet EOE regulations as mayor of the moon.
Mal: Huh.
BWAH!
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SHINY! 3 times!
Good to see you back TCM, now i aim to misbehave.
/\/\/\/\/\/\/
MAL:"WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY "NI"!"
OR
PATIENCE:"Wanna play Hide and Seek?"
JAYNE(os):"MAl, you shoot me if they catch me"
*gun clicks*
JAYNE(os):"Don't shoot me first!!"
OR(to quote jayne)
MAL:"Jayne was right, now WOULD be a good time to have grenades...."
OR
MAL:"Pretty horsies!!!"
PATIENCE:"AHHH!! RUUUUNNNN!!!"
OR
MAL:"I am a lecturer for your skin, watch how i bore!"
OR
*announcer voice*
"Last time on "The Surreal Life 2517", we left our cast seeing who could stay the longest while having a staring contest"
OR
The whole crew tried deperately not to laugh when, during the planned silence, Nathan split his pants, yet again.
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As the two sides were facing off, an unearthly sound split the air...
JAYNE (on hill): #Jayyyne, the man they call Jayyyyne...#
OR
Mal, Zoe, Patience and her boys were bemused when the blue Police box disappeared from in front of them.
OR
PATIENCE: "Mal, Zoe. Where are your horses?"
MAL: "...Jayne turned them into steak."
All for now.
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"If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation." Jean Kerr.
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Mal: Well, umm, Jayne ain't here.
Patience: Well he owes the Heart of Gold $30000 credits and he needs to bring back my baby.
Mal: $30000?!? Well, I reckon he would--a babywha?
Zoe: Sir, I think we have a problem with our script being missing.
OR
Mal: But I swear, we don't know the Lambada!
Patience: Dance, boy, or I swear by my ugly leather sombrero, I will end you.
OR
Mal: Hey, that guy on the 4-wheeler just hit a cat!
Patience: You just ain't very bright, boy. That joke is older than I am.
OR
Patience: We hear tell you are responsible for that gawd awful movie, Flightplan.
Mal: What?! I don't even know Jodie Foster.
Patience: AHA! *click*
Mal: This is not my best day ever...
OR
Patience: Well, I never caption anything I don't have to.
BWAH!
TCM
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