Firefly: The Pants Job
POSTED BY: RelFexive
UPDATED: Saturday, October 1, 2005 07:31
VIEWED: 8486
PAGE 4 of 5
"I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of pants."
"shouldn't you be off bringing pants to the fuzzy wuzzies or some such?"
"As with other situations, the key seems to be giving Jayne pants and standing back."
"forgive my rudeness, I can not abide pants."
That there.....Exactly the kind of pants we could've used."
"Pants is the mark of a great man, guess I'm just a good one, well, I'm ok."
"you didn't have to pants that man."
"I know, it was just funny."
"mighty fine pants."
Visit WWW.Marillion.Com for a better way to live
"Dreaming the dream that only the sleepless know."
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Here's a few from Train Job, a bit of which I used on the tagboard.
CROW: Keep the money. Use it to buy a funeral. It doesn't matter where you go, or how far you fly. I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my pants.
Alternative question... Mal proposing a refund.
MAL: Now, this is all the money Niska gave us in advance. You bring it back to him. Tell him the pants didn't work out. KF
~Kaiser Farooque
ZOE: Preacher, don’t the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?
BOOK: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps...
NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
The return to the top list!
BOOK "If you take sexual advantage of her pants, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."
MAL "Pants?"
ZOE "Always."
RIVER "The human pants can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems."
"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all..."
I know the secret.
http://www.theshadowdepository.co.uk/index.htm
NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
CABOTT "It's not as good as last year."
KAYLEE "Oh really? What'd they have last year?"
CABOTT "Pants."
"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all..."
I know the secret.
http://www.theshadowdepository.co.uk/index.htm
NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Mal: Was it space pants? Some terrifying space pants maybe got loose?
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
ZOE "Sir? I'd like you to take the pants, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off."
JAYNE "I think that fellow we ran into did everyone on board, killed them all, then decided to take a swim through space, see how fast his blood would boil out of his pants."
ZOE "Knew a man who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder, once. Used to keep spare pants in there."
"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all..."
I know the secret.
http://www.theshadowdepository.co.uk/index.htm
NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Jayne: I dont leave my pants laying around Mal and i don't leave em loaded.
Wash: Mine is an Evil pants, NOW DIE!
Monty: I SHAVED MY PANTS FOR YOU DEVIL WOMAN!!!
Saffron: What are you doing here?
Inara: Oh just my part of the job,
Saffron: What part of the job?
Inara: You know, i put on the big act, strum away in a huff, then i fly off, wait for you to double cross Mal, beat you to the rendez-vous spot and grab the pants before you can get to it... what? You didnt see it coming?
Kaylee: yessir Captain Tightpants... oh wait
You mean sex? Oh hell with this i'm going to live!
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
WASH: "I am pants on the wind. Watch how I soar."
"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all..."
I know the secret.
http://www.theshadowdepository.co.uk/index.htm
NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
You can't pants the signal.
What was that?
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME