CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #43 - Fight for the future!
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, September 26, 2005 15:34
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Mal: This is the Captain, we got us a bit of a sitchyation...OOH! Is that the Fruity Oat Bar commercial?
Wash(OS): What does that have to do with the Reaver ship that just grappled us? And why are there dancing anime characters on my radar?
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Mal(as Floyd the Barber): Ooo ooo, nice hair, Wash, oooo oooo!
OR
Nathan: This is the--Oop! LINE?!?
Everyone(OS): SUUUUMMMMEEERRRRR!!!
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Mal: Can't. Sentence. Properly.
OR
Mal: So then the cat made a face like this when I hit it with the mule!
Zoe(OS,on radio): You are aware we can't see you, sir?
Mal: So?
Zoe(OS,on radio): Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.
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Mal: Whooa ho ho hoooa there, Doc! Is a hernia check necessary while I am talkin' to Inara?
Simon(OS): You are the one who insists I do my job AND you are the one who won't come down to the infirmary. Now turn your head and cough.
Mal: Yeah, but I have Captainy things to--ULP! (fainter voice) Mighty...fine...grip...you've got, Doc. *cough cough*
Inara(OS, on radio): Is this a bad time?
BWAH!
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BWAH!
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
A Joy Ride/Serenity crossover:
Mal wasn't sure what he was more surprised at: the fact that a Reaver was talking on the radio, or what it said.
Reaver: Caaaaaaandycaaane, has any one seen Candycane?
(dumb, I know, but it's the only CB radio reference that hasn't been used)
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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes
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Originally posted by StarPilotGrainger:Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:Quote:
Originally posted by StarPilotGrainger:
Everyone else hated Karaoke Night on Serenity, but Mal was the Captain and he insisted.
Mal: Desperado
Dude, if it wasn't for that being so ruttin' hi-larious, I'd end you...I HATE that song. Wacky fun though, so yer safe
Chuckle... I'm not a big fan of it myself, but it was the first song I could think of that kinda-sorta related to Mal, and would also be thoroughly embarassing for him to be singing. ;)
I'v always preferred Alice Cooper's Desperado to the Eagles. It fits Mal pretty well... er, exept for the line "I wear lace and I wear black leather", that's more fitting of Inara.
Uh oh, just had a mental image of Inara in lace and black leather.
Once again, I must hurry to my bunk.
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"...walk into this bar. One says... Hey, is this thing on?"
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Mal: Oogachaka, oogachaka, oogachaka, ooga, ooga, oogachaka, oogachaka!
Jayne (OS):IIIIIIIIIII-eeeee-IIIIIII-eee-I'm hooked on a feeling!
Zoe (OS): *muffled sound of going upside Jayne's head with a sock full of quarters.*
Mal: *puts down speaker, walks away whistling*
"There are no obstacles. Only challenges."
--Groove
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"We are the champions, my friends
And we'll keep on fighting to the end..."
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Oops! Looks like a tag line!
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The crew has suspicions that Mal was a closet case Barry Manilow fan, but it wasn't until he started belting out Mandy that the fear had become reality.
Keep shiny!
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Fly-thru Guy(O/S): Hello Sir can I take your order?
Mal: err Yeah, I'll have four chicken nuggets...
Fly-thru Guy(O/S): They come in packs of six sir...
Mal: Stick two of them up your alliance loving pigu, I'm trying to watch my calorie intake! Erm and a Junior, JUNIOR, Independents Bacon chee, I'm trying to watch my figure... Erm Wash, do you have any money?
or
Apparently Wash hadn't managed to ban all the cortex sex lines...
or
Mal:
'Cause we got a Mighty FireFly
Rockin' through the Black.
Yeah, we got a Mighty FireFly,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our crew here
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' FireFly
'Cross the Aliance-ay.
FIREFLY!
Zen Buddhist to the Hotdog Vendor:
"Make me one with everything."
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